Santa's Slay Page #6
The house of heathens.
While these people | are undeniably moral sinners,
they are nonetheless members | of this community...
and therefore deserve | our condolences.
So pray with me, | if you will, for the salvation
of Crystal Candy...
Sierra Rains...
Dixie Wrecked,
Tess Tickler...
We're closed.
Sorry, Santa. | We're closed.
It's Christmas. You should know that | better than anybody.
What's the matter with you?
You wanna eat? | Thai Chung across the street.
A very nice brunch buffet.
Schmuck.
You've come | to the wrong deli, fatso.
Here's some stocking stuffers,
you just wrecked the store.
Piece of sh*t!
Oy.
Hi, Nicholas.
Hey.
What's up?
Do you have any gum?
We're all out. The driver that was | supposed to make the delivery
got his butt fried on a stripper pole | over at Gold Diggers.
Heard it on the police scanner.
Yikes, that's below average.
This is all we got left.
Hmm, I've never heard | of Smokir Gum.
What the hell, | sounds hot.
Cool. It's $2.39.
Out of a five?
You know, | for such a small town,
I've never seen you before.
Just moved here, homeboy.
Too much damn violence | in the 'hood.
Car two, when you have a chance, | can you go to 313 Main?
There's been a report | of some vandalism.
- Oh, you betcha. | - That's Heaven Scent.
Hey.
Merry Christmas.
Nicholas.
There is a Santa Claus.
I thought you people | didn't even believe in him.
You...
No, no.
No.
All right, hold it right there.
- All right, what are your names? | - Rabinowitz.
Rabinowitz? Rabin...
- All right, what about you? | - Shlomo Lipschitz.
Shlomo? | Like the replay or what?
What in the hell | do we have here?
Oh.
Looks like someone punched out | Mr. Greers festival of lights.
Hey, Shlomo there says | he saw someone in a Santa suit
- outside the store. | - A Santa suit?
- Is that what he said? Are you sure? | - Okay.
Something just isn't kosher here.
We're taking you down | to the station for a little questioning.
Potts, grab that Amish group | outside, too.
Come on, kid.
All right, watch your head there, | Yitzkak.
- Hello, is Mary there? | - Yeah, hold on.
- Hello? | - Mac.
- Hey, did you hear about Heaven Scent? | - I know, I was there.
- What? Where are you now? | - I'm at the police station.
I've gotta talk to you. | Can you come pick me up?
- Yeah, I'll be right there. | - Okay, thanks.
Yuleson. Nicholas Yuleson?
Captain Caulk will see you now.
Don you now your gay apparel.
We got an eye-witness account | that a man dressed as Santa Claus
was seen leaving the store about | the same time you said you arrived.
Captain, this might be something | that predates all of us.
Santa Claus is not a myth | or a legend.
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