Santa's Slay Page #3
but Mrs. Talbot said | you've always hated Christmas.
The heck with that old hag!
I don't see any reason | to commercialize Santa.
Besides, he hasn't always been | that loveable poster boy for Coca-Cola.
Oops.
Sorry.
Why? What for?
Oh God!
- You didn't. | - I said I was sorry.
Grandpa, I want the truth | about Christmas.
And no, I'm not asking you to tell me | that Santa Claus isn't real.
I'm a little too old | for that discussion.
I'd just be a little careful | of what I ask Santa for this year.
What, are we Jewish | or something?
Okay.
Come on, follow me.
You're full of surprises tonight.
Oh!
For a lifetime of service?
Grandpa, I had no idea | you were in the military.
I wasrt.
What the hell's that? | The Necronomicon?
If it's the truth you want,
then it's the scary truth | you're gonna have. Sit down.
This is the Book of Claus.
Been in the possession of our family | for countless generations.
What does it say?
English, Gramp.
"In the history of man..."
I don't know why you're afraid | to use your Norse, Nicky.
If you don't practice it, you'll never | be able to speak it or read it.
"In the history of man, there have been | only two immaculate conceptions,
the first being God and the Virgin Mary | and the birth of their son, Jesus.
The second was Satan | with the Virgin Ericka
and the birth | of their son, Santa.
On the anniversary of his birth,
there were always a great number | of unexplained deaths and murders.
This day became known | as the Dag of Mord
or the Day of Slayings.
Eventually, Christianity spread | and when the Dag of Mord arrived,
the townspeople would have | a Mass of Christ or a Christ-Mass,
where they would pray | to their Lord for protection.
In the beginning | of the 11th century,
one of God's angels | took the form of a man."
Carolers... I don't want them | singing around here.
Mary. | Nicky, your friend, Mary.
Come in, come in, | come in, my dear.
Hi.
I hope you like wolverine.
My dad shot it this morning,
you know, with his | Ammo for Animals club.
It's so fresh, you can | almost smell its breath.
Well, thank you.
I didn't realize | I hadrt eaten a thing
until just now.
I don't believe I've ever had | wolverine before.
Oh, well it looks delicious.
I just hope it's not wicked cold.
What are you doing here?
Just trying to spread | some holiday cheer.
- What's this? | - How about you just open it?
You got me a gun?
I don't mean to sound ungrateful, | but what, are you f***ing retarded?
No, you jack-off.
It's more than meets the eye.
You said you always wanted one.
I'm as happy as a Make-a-Wish kid.
There are some people | who don't believe
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