Santa's Slay

Synopsis: Bill Goldberg plays the devil's son who lost a wager with an angel and was forced to spend 1000 years playing Santa, but now the wager of that time has run out, and good old Santa isn't so joyful anymore. He makes up for lost time and starts to kill people.
Director(s): David Steiman
Production: Media 8 Entertainment
 
IMDB:
5.4
R
Year:
2005
78 min
Website
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for those of you planning | on rocking out with Hell's Bells...

One for the kids | who like to get toys

Two for the ones | who like to make noise

Three for Santa | because he rolls with elves

And if you're feeling my flavor, | just rock the bells!

You don't care too much | for Christmas, do you?

- I've never had much reason to. | - Why?

I don't know. | It's always disappointing.

Like I'd want an Optimus Prime | or Castle Grayskull,

and I'd always end up with | a stupid mini-bake oven or something.

Grandpa.

Grandpa, are you home?

Grandpa?

Grandpa, is that you?

- Agh! | - Whoa!

Doggone it, Nick!

That's the second box of bulbs | I've dropped tonight.

What in the hell are you doing? | Why didn't you answer me?

Don't be throwing the word "hell" | around all willy nilly like that.

I live in Hell, for Christ's sake.

True.

That's way you dare not use | the Lord's name so indiscriminately.

One of the lights | in the bunker went out.

I flipped the switch. | You know, I couldn't remember

whether it was | on or off position.

And so I had to turn the power off | just to change the light bulb.

Bunker? What are you | talking about?

Aw, are you kidding me?

You're not on another one of your | wacko inventing binges, are you?

Is this why I haven't seen you | for the last couple of days?

Yeah, I've been busy.

Hey, what's this?

Uh, be careful there. | That's a nutcracker.

I can see that. It just seems | a little Christmassy for you.

Do you know that the chestnut can | explode if you don't puncture the skin

- before it's heated? | - That's fascinating, Grandpa.

I told you to be careful!

You could have | put your eye out!

There appears to be a design flaw | that needs to be worked out.

File that next to brown-colored | toilet paper as a bad idea.

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