Santa's Slay

Synopsis: Bill Goldberg plays the devil's son who lost a wager with an angel and was forced to spend 1000 years playing Santa, but now the wager of that time has run out, and good old Santa isn't so joyful anymore. He makes up for lost time and starts to kill people.
Director(s): David Steiman
Production: Media 8 Entertainment
78 min

Don't use that political | language shit with me.

It's Christmas. | Wish me merry Christmas.

I'm sorry. | Merry Christmas, Mrs. Talbot.

Thank you, | and go f*ck yourself.

What a fuckir whore!

What a pleasant lady.

Santa's comir to town

And bringir the joy | to every girl and every boy...

I love Christmas, | yes, I do...

Move, bitch!

Get outta the way!

Workir on Santa's sleigh...

Suck it!

Ho ho ho, | Merry Christmas!

I got you two a little something | to show my appreciation

for how hard | you two work here.

- Thank you so very much, Mr. Green. | - This is for you, this is for you.

You're so very welcome. | Open it up.

Open it, open it, open it!

- Thank you so much for the snow globe. | - Ta da.

- That's okay. | - Wisconsin?

Yes, and Wisconsirs | beautiful rolling farmlands, see?

I know how much | of a kick you got

out of the Delaware globe | I got you last year, so...

And what did you get?

A clock. Thank you.

It's not just a clock. | This is a Games Illustrated Clock.

You can tell the time | in all the 25 time zones.

Look, in Mexico City,

you got Frankfurt, | you got New Delhi,

Hartford... | a place called Rik-a-vikia.

I don't know where that is, | but you can tell the time there.

That's wonderful and great. | Thanks so much, Mr. Green.

Go ahead, get outta here. | It's Christmas Eve. Stop working. Go.

- Here, I got it. | - Thank you.

- Bye-bye. | - Hey Mac, is this yours?

Mark my words, Nicholas, | you will never get me.

Thank you, Mr. Green.

- Do you want a lift home? | - Sure.

You've got it tuned | to the Great One!

99 FM... so lock it in | and jerk your knob off!

Hell's best hip-hop station.

99 FM's Christmas Eve forecast | calls for cold, cold, cold temperatures,

so throw another | Yule log on the fire.

Near freezing in Hell and pretty much | the same can be expected

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