Saala Khadoos Page #2

Blue is the winner.

What?

- That's cheating. Do something.

- I should've won.

- Referee, what's this?

- Let me fix this.

Referee, Lux fought well.

Cheaters! Take them on.

Ain't you the new Coach?

Stop faffing, do something.

If your rival is the boss' daughter,

only a knockout works.

- Lux was just patting her.

- Come on! Lux fought well!

Fought well?

You don't do ballet in the ring.

These girls are fit only

for domestic chores.

Please step in and sort this.

I only wipe my own butt,

not my neighbor's.

Bloody cheat!

What were you paid to fix it?

One right hook is enough

to kill you, withered fossils!

Madhi! Stop!

' Let go!

- Madhi, no rough stuff.

- Fine! I'll go easy, promise.

Bloody jerks!

Call yourselves judges?

I'll teach you boxing!

Here's an upper cut!

Who's that boxer?

Answer that!

Lux's sister, she's no boxer.

A fishmonger!

Ruined any chance Lux had.

The witch!

Silvery salmon!

Up for grabs!

ls it fresh?

It ain't your chick!

Paw it and I'll chop off your hand!

Fresher than your mug.

Beat it!

Freshest of fish!

Where did you learn boxing?

- Why?

- Where did you learn boxing?

You pushing 90, 100?

Your record's stuck! Signs of old age!

- Come here, son.

- Wow! Ms. World's calling you.

Go, you're made

for each other. Scram!

Hey sis, come here!

Don't ruin my business! Scat!

Here. Now tell me.

Since when are you boxing?

- Sure. But first..

- What?

Shove this up

you know where!

Hey sis! Fresh fish!

Come to my gym, I'll train you.

Two hours every morning and evening

I'll pay 500 a day.

Hey Mr. Snooty!

Ali.. Muhammad Ali's my coach.

Float like a butterfly,

sting like a bee.

Shower before you start.

You stink!

- Lux! Look!

- Sold all the fish?

From your coach.

He's promised me 500 every day.

- The lech! Ill..

- Relax, champ. It's for training.

- You agreed?

- Of course!

Pandian says he's a womanizer.

So what? He's no Greek God

that I'd fall for him!

- Wow, money!

- Give that back!

Respect your dad!

Hear her growl, the bum!

Scum!

Return my dough, Samikannu!

Not Samikannu,

I'm Samuel now.

You converted for money!

Oh Lord, the sinner

knows not what she says.

- You should become Diana!

- Rubbish!

Honour thy Father and thy Mother.

Hallelujah!

Where's the broom?

What won't you do for money!

I'm crazy as hell,

I won't lie.

A mermaid wanting to fly.

Who cares,

Let the world frown.

Empty pockets,

But I wear a crown.

So go home

This is my zone.

Vamoose, you'll just lose

I'm a crazy nerve wrecker.

Like a wayward firecracker

I'm a crazy nerve wrecker.

Like a wayward firecracker.

I don't stop to dream.

Live life to the brim.

No butterfly,

But flitting always.

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