Ruthless People Page #2

It's on every | goddamn channel!

Millionaire heiress, Barbara Stone, | has been kidnapped...

from her | Bel Air mansion.

What'd he do, | hire a publicist?

I feel terrible. | Do you feel as guilty as I do?

Guilty? | Are you kidding?

He takes our money, | steals your idea,

goes out and makes | a million dollars, | and you feel guilty?

I can't | believe it!

- How many times | have we been over this? | - Oh, honey, not again.

Let me remind you | of something.

You are the spandex | miniskirt king.

Not him. | He is the spandex miniskirt thief.

He's the one | who should feel guilty.

Look at this. | Do you remember this?

You cried for a week | when you saw this. Look at | the smile on that a**hole.

I know he stole it, but she | really didn't do anything.

She was his partner! | Oh, damn it, Sandy.

Do you enjoy | getting stepped on? Do you?

'Cause I don't, | and I don't feel guilty.

I take it back. | I do feel guilty.

I feel very guilty. | I trusted a sleazeball | like Sam Stone...

with our life savings | on a handshake deal,

and then sat there | and watched him take it | all away from us.

But that's over. | We know better now.

From now on, | we trust no one.

To hell with everybody else. | We've got to be ruthless.

- Think ruthless. | - What if I can't think ruthless?

You've got to. It's good for you. | It makes you strong.

What the hell's the sense | of being a decent person | when nobody else is?

Let's be a**holes | and get rich!

- [ Squealing, Moaning ] | - Whirring Noises

Oh, oh! I'm crazy about you, | you big galoot!

Ooh, you were | somethin' today!

- Yeah, it just doesn't get | any better than this. | - Mmm.

I'm gonna take | a quick shower.

- Can you be ready | by the time I get out? | - Ready?

You're getting ready | for Sam.

The video equipment, | remember?

- Tonight's the night. | - Oh yeah, I knew that.

- Now, do you remember | where I told you to go? | - Yeah.

- The old deserted bridge | near the Hollywood sign. | - That's right.

You wait for him there. | He'll be in some rented car.

He's afraid of getting blood | on his sports car.

Get in as close | as you can.

It's important you get | a good shot of his face.

If we can't recognize him, | we can't blackmail him.

You get that videotape of Sam | finishing off his wife,

and that man will give us | anything we want...

for the rest of his life.

Yeah, then we're off | to Haiti.

Not Haiti, Tahiti!

I knew that.

The passports | came today.

Cool.

[ Indistinct Chatter]

- Frank, glad you're here. | - What have we got?

We found a chloroform-soaked | handkerchief stuffed | way down in the garbage,

and a tire print on the lawn, | a good one. I'm having the lab | check it out.

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