Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

Synopsis: Romy and Michele have been through it all, including being tortured by the Popular crowd when in high school. When they receive word of a 10 year reunion, they come to realize their lives aren't as impressive as they'd like them to be. Instead of staying home they go to the reunion with business outfits, cell phones, and one heck of a bogus success story.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): David Mirkin
Production: Touchstone Pictures
  4 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
92 min

you can come to Michele's house on|Friday night, and we'll be waiting. "

That's right. He came over and|we're like, "Danny, it was a joke. "

I know! And then we turned|the sprinklers on him!

Oh, my God.|Didn't he die?

- I think so.|- Yeah.

- Oh, my God. Michele. Look|at the "A" group. - Mm-hmm.

Christie Masters,|Kelly Possenger...

Lisa Luder|and Cheryl Quick.

So, who would you say|was in the "B" group?

Oh. The drama crowd. You know,|like Casey Degan and Mark Black.

- Uh-huh. God, I had the hugest|crush on Casey. 'Member? - Oh, yeah.

God, I wonder why|he never liked me.

Young man, there's|no need to feel down

I said, young man-

So, what group would|you say we were in?

Well, we definitely|weren't in the "A" group.

But you know what? We weren't|really in the "B" group, either.

Okay, we weren't in|the "C" group, were we?

What? Oh, no. Michele, come on. I mean, that|was like, all the honour students and like...

the rejects; you know, like|Sandy Frink and Heather Mooney.

- Eeew, look at them.|- We were definitely not in that group.

- Ecch.|- She blinded me with Science

Michele! Oh, Michele.|Over here!

Want me to get your|huge notebook for you?

Oh! Heather! I wanna take another picture|of you and Sandy for the yearbook and-

Oh! I wanna|interview you too...

because I think it would make a really|interesting article for the "Roundup. "

Ohh, Toby! F*** off.

Okay. But can I take|a picture of you first?

So, Romy, what group|were we in?

Well, you know, I'm not sure that|we were really in any group.

I think maybe we were|more like loners.

- Oh, my God! There we are!|- Yeah, and alone. Look.

You know, even though I had to wear that|stupid back brace, and you were kinda fat...

we were still totally|cutting edge.

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Robin Schiff

Robin Schiff is a Hollywood writer-producer, best known for the movie Romy and Michele's High School Reunion starring Lisa Kudrow and Mira Sorvino. Schiff was a member of the comedy troupe The Groundlings. She does an interview series once a year for the Writers Guild Foundation called Anatomy Of A Script, where she and Winnie Holzman (writer of the musical Wicked and creator of My So Called Life) discuss the craft with other well-known writers. Schiff also teaches a writing class with Wendy Goldman (whom she met at The Groundlings) called Improv For Writing. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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