Rock Haven Page #2

Sure you do!

So... !

Your mom tells me you're going

to Cinema State next year.

They have a good drama program.

That's great, Peggy.

We can always use more Christian actors,

right Brady?

Well don't leave Peggy in there

by herself!

Why did you have to say

all those things at dinner?

Well, somebody had to say something!

I don't think she likes me.

Oh, don't be silly.

You just have to get over your

shyness around girls, that's all.

Ask her if she wants some ice-cream.

Maybe we should check on desert.

You know, Brady...

out of all the guys my mom's set

me up with,

you're the only one I can stand.

Does she have big tits?

I don't know!

You don't know?

Poor Peeegggy!

Peggy.

Do you mind... ?

Rub my feet!

Are you serious?

C'mon, they're killin' me.

Harder!

Even harder!

Maybe we should find you a girlfriend, too.

You don't know the first thing about girls!

I don't see you going on

any dates right now.

At least I know what to do.

I know what to do!

Show her you seashell collection?

Listen up...

Pretend I'm you, and

you're the girl.

We're all by ourselves; we've just got

past first base.

First base?

Hopeless, truly hopeless!

You kissed her...

you got her shirt off...

Peggy would never allow that!

Don't let these Jesus freaks

fool you!

Here comes the important part.

You've got to approach from

the bottom of the cups...

otherwise you might hurt the

poor girl's b*obs!

You do know what b*obs are, right?

No, what are those?

Close your eyes.

What now?

It tickles.

Keep touching her like so...

she'll like that.

You get her comfortable,

at ease, and then go for the goal.

What are you doing?

Just showing you what boys

do with girls.

That's not Christian behavior!

You're hard down there.

Jesus! Now look what you made

me say!

I won't tell anyone.

There's nothing to tell, I was

thinking about girls.

I mean I won't tell anyone you took

God's name in vain.

Very funny!

I can't get the stupid thing off!

Let me unhook you.

There's something seriously wrong

with you.

Touch with this, Lord...

there's something seriously wrong

with me.

Alright?

What'd you do?

Nothing.

I just wanted the house to

look nice for you.

Is this about Peggy?

Sort of...

I don't know.

I think it's obvious from last night, that you

have some serious, serious, issues.

You know what's wrong.

Just come out and say it!

Leviticus Chapter 18, Verse 22:

says "Thou shalt not lie with mankind

as with womankind; it is an abomination."

Surely you can come up with

something better than

a cherry-picked Bible verse.

I'm trying to help you.

Maybe you should concentrate on

helping yourself.

What do you mean helping myself?

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