Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Synopsis: Robin of Locksley, known as the most skilled archer of the land, has just returned to England after fighting in the Holy Crusades, where King Richard the Lionhearted is also fighting. Robin finds that much of what he knew of England has gone to ruin, including his longtime family home having been taken away, all at the hands of the evil Prince John, Richard's brother who has assumed the throne in Richard's absence. Neurotic John is basically being controlled by the equally evil Sheriff of Rottingham, everything they doing to fatten their own coffers at the expense of the commoners and peasants. As such, Robin recruits a band of merry men to help him battle Prince John and the Sheriff, they who include: Blinkin, his blind longtime servant; Ahchoo, the misguided son of Asneeze, the man who helped him escape from prison while fighting in the Crusades; Little John, who seems to think that being called Little is only coincidental to the fact of he being a hulking man; and Little John's frie
Director(s): Mel Brooks
Production: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
104 min
974 Views solemn oath on my father's honour,

on the blood of my heart...

...on the word of my soul...

- Good, good, good!

You must go now,

or you will miss the tide.

Well, farewell, my friend,

and not to worry.

I'll find Ahchoo.

Goodbye, my friend.


Safe journey!




A horse!

A horse! My kingdom for a horse!


Bless you!

I hope someone's getting

the video of this.

That must be him.

Watch my back!

Your back just got punched twice.

Thank you.

Hey, thanks, man.

You're welcome.

Who are you anyway?

I think now is not the time

for introductions.


Excuse me, bad guys.

I am running out of air.

Gotta get pumped.

Okay, honkies. Time in!

By the bye... you know praying mantis?

You're looking at him.

Let's get out of here!

Yeah, boy!

Right, go ahead! Punk!

They're witches!

- They're possessed!

- They're crazy!

- Good work.

- Thanks, man.

You haven't seen the last of us!

You've seen the last of us.

There she is, Loxley Hall.

Home of my family

for seven generations.

Let's go!

Move it!

Come on, let's go!

That's a boy! Let's go! Move it!

That's it.

Keep it going!

Keep it going!

Come on, come on!

Move it, move it!

- Here we go.

- Stop the castle!

You, there! I demand to know

what is going on here!

Read it and weep.

What up with that?

"Hear ye, hear ye.

For failure to pay taxes,

all the lands and properties...

...of the Loxley family

shall be taken.

Signed, Prince John's Royal

Accountant, H.M.R. Blockhead."

This is a sham! I vow I will restore

my castle to its rightful place.

You vow, we move!

Let's go, boys! Take it out!

Come on!

Move it!

Keep it going!

Come on!

That's a boy!


Who's that?

It's Blinkin,

our family's loyal blind servant.

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Mel brooks

Melvin James Brooks is an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, composer and songwriter. He is known as a creator of broad film farces and comic parodies. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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