Road to Morocco Page #2

#We certainly do get around #

Like a set of Shakespeare

you buy in the drugstore

for $1 .98.

#We're Morocco bound #

Or like a volume of

Omar Khayyam that you

buy at Christmastime...

for your cousin Julia.

#We're Morocco bound ##

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Wonder if you can get a handout

in this burg? I'm starved.

If that guy wasn't lookin',

I'd eat a rug.

Plain?

Orville,

where are you?

Over here behind

these goose pimples.

Reckon there's been some

sort of shootin' ruckus

at the Buckeye Saloon.

I ain't a-lookin' for trouble,

partner, but if trouble...

comes a-lookin' for me, I'm

gonna be mighty hard to find.

Say, fuzzy, who is that

headstrong, impetuous boy?

He is Mullay Kassim,

the desert sheik.

What'd he come to town for?

A manicure?

He loves the Princess Shalmar

of Karameesh.

He has come to ask her

to marry him.

I'd hate to be around when

he comes for a divorce!

You short of blades?

It's a strange country,

Buster.

Yeah.

Well, not too strange.

It's food

we're after.

That's what I say...

food. Yes.

Remember?

Food.

No thanks,

we ate four days ago.

I wish I had

my drool cup with me.

Oooh!

Ahhh!

Allah be praised.

Allah be praised.

Ohhh! Ahhh!

Oooh! Ahhh!

Allah be praised.

What is this?

Free cold cuts!

What are we waiting for?

Shangri-La.

Allah be praised, brother.

We'll get loaded.

This is living!

The other fellow did it.

Why can't he?

Allah has seen fit

to dim the light of his wisdom.

To us, such unfortunate ones

are sacred.

Oh.

I don't

think that's--

Shh!

What are you lookin'

at me like that for?

From now on,

you're sacred.

What do you mean?

You just became

a full-blooded American idiot.

You do it. Who's gonna

believe I'm an idiot?

Look at the

head start you got!

Go into a shop,

put on that look,

and talk like this.

I'll take some of those,

some of these and some of those.

Let me have

that slow.

I'll take some of these...

and give me a few-ew

of them there--

You feel all right,

Daddy?

Let me hear you do it.

I'll take some of those

and some of those--

The first shop

we go into...

the guy'll load us up

and throw in his daughter.

His daughter?

I'll take some of--

I'll take

some of those.

Don't over-train.

What can I do for you,

gentlemen?

Tell him,

Junior.

I want some of those

and some of those--

You making fun of me?

No, I always

talk like this.

You do, huh?

Why do you?

I'm an idiot.

I'm sacred.

You're saying

I'm an idiot?

If you think you're an idiot

I'm not gonna argue--

What's that?

Okay, I'll take

some of those...

and some of those,

and those--

[ Lisping ]

Well, what do ya

think of that?

[ Lisp Gone ]

How do you like that?

Jeff,Jeff.

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