Rites of Passage (Part 1) Page #2

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I had to do it.

Why don't I spark you up

a little smokey smoke?

Shut up, come on.

Let's get Dani wasted!

Let's race!

( voices echo )

( loud music, chatter )

( all cheering )

Whoa! Yeah!

Rock the vacuum cleaner!

( overlapping dialogue )

- Go, go, go, go!

- Take that sh*t!

Make that bong

your b*tch, boy!

Now, son!

Get it! Get it!

You wanna do this!

You wanna take it to the face!

- F***ing bomb of the gods!

- Hold it!

( all cheering )

( all cheer, music blaring )

It's not gonna hurt.

Watch. Watch this.

It's not gonna hurt, all right?

It's liked muted.

Ready for all my love, Moose?

Always and forever.

Hold up! Wait!

Nah, go ahead.

( laughter )

Penelope.

I've always wanted

to f*** a Penelope.

Oh, really?

We're getting naked, right?

A deal's a deal, right?

- Yeah.

- ( puking )

ALL:
Ooooh!

Buddy, god. Does anyone know how

to maintain their alcohol here?

I would rather see

my kids die today.

Some believing in god

than have grow up

under communism.

You're drooling, bro.

No, it's crazy to think

that a girl like that

would ever wanna miss

out on all this here.

Whoa, whoa. Don't discredit

these guns, man.

Come on.

Knock that sh*t off.

You gotta visualize it.

You gotta see it like

it's already happening.

( voice echoes )

( overlapping dialogue )

That was weak, though.

That was weak.

( laughter )

Somebody wants attention.

Dani's a hot mess.

( voices echo, bear growls )

Who the f*** is this creeper?

( both laugh )

Looks like Superman

discovering heat vision.

Dude! Well, turn your crazy

ass stare on somebody else.

Sh*t, creeper, what are you on?

( laughter )

Sh*t, he's busted!

He want weed on.

- Babe.

- Holy f***.

You know what I think he needs?

More cowbell.

I think he needs

more cowbell.

- Stranded.

- He's stranded!

Benny?

Stranded.

Guys, stop, man.

This is my brother, you guys.

Party killer's

your f***ing bro?

Stop drawing on his face, dude.

It's not cool.

Dude, he's tripping balls, man.

He's totally high!

Oh, f***!

( all yelling )

- He's family, come on.

- Just leave him alone, dude.

What're you doing here, man?

What's going on?

Benny, look at me.

What're you doing here?

My bride and I must

pass together

through the western gate.

Beyond that is a bridge

we must cross.

- There are many obstacles...

- Stop it.

waiting to trick us from

getting to the far away place.

The creeper dude,

he's whacked! He's whacked!

Did you drink it again?

Benny, look at me.

Did you drink it?

He's high on

Jimsonweed tea, guys.

Just leave him alone.

- He's f***ing whacked.

- It's a Chumash thing.

- Leave him alone.

- I'm going home.

Benny, just hang out

for a second. Benny.

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