Rich and Strange Page #3

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You need to be more careful.

You might have

knocked my eye out.

They ought to have a rope

round here or something.

I say, old man, no need to go on like that.

It was quite

an accident.

The princess

couldn't help it.

Don't be angry

with him.

I am not offended.

Get down.

You'll fall.

Ah, Fred.

How lovely.

Ah, my bag...

you'll stay here?

Yes.

Don't run away

without me.

No.

Have you seen

the colonel?

No.

No?

You hare. He's the

re all the time.

Now, colonel, don't forget

you're coming with me

to buy my carpet.

What? Oh, yes.

Yes, you'd better come

now, i think.

Good morning.

Don't forget you' re coming

to buy my carpet, will you?

Fred, isn't it

lovely?

Em, i shouldn't

take that with you.

It makes you look

like a tourist.

To think that place has

been there all these years.

All those

strange people

having their babies.

Dying.

Cooking their

funny meals.

Strange.

It's been there

all these years.

You don't think they built it

especially for us overnight, do you?

Well, you needn't

snap my head off.

That's the third time

you've spoken to me

like that since yesterday. I'm sorry.

Ah, Emily!

Oh, your husband.

He looks so good.

Don't he?

Going ashore...

oh, come. Let us go.

Hello.

Aren't you going ashore?

Yes.

Well, there's not

too much time.

May i carry that for you?

Come on!

Em, are you coming bathing

with the princess and me?

No, i'm staying with miss

emory to buy her carpet.

Oh, my dear, really,

that's quite all right.

I don't mind.

Fred...

oh.

There.

There, there.

Yes, i like this,

i think.

Come on. Uh... really.

Be careful, dear.

I rather like that.

Thank you.

Now, mr. Gordon,

you'll carry this

for me, i'm sure...

well, he's gone.

Well, colonel,

you can carry it.

Good. Good morning.

Shall we go?

Fred may be

looking for me.

Yes, i suppose

we'd better.

Our little

twin beds, huh?

Uh, shall we?

Oh!

My poor heart.

You make him

jump so.

You feel?

Cabin number 19.

No, no, no.

Not right away.

You must be what

you call indiscreet.

You go have

your promised dance

with the, um,

gossip woman.

Then she will not

look for you.

Cabin number 19.

Good evening.

Don't you think

my shepherdess costume

makes me look young?

Yes.

How old?

Whoo!

Good evening.

Can i get you an ice?

Oh, yes, please do.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Aah!

I'm drunk, Emily.

No, you're not.

I am.

Admit it.

Well, if you are,

i am, too.

Exactly.

Hello, em.

Hi, gordon.

Hello.

Sit down.

I'm tight.

What are you

gonna have?

All right. I'll get you something.

Steward.

Oh, hello, Fred.

Hello.

Hello, Emily.

Oh, no, no, no.

I sit there.

Why, hello, princess.

What will you have?

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