Rich and Strange Page #2

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if you were wasted.

Mrs. Hill...

will you give me

an honest answer

to a straight question?

Why, yes.

Are you trying

to pull my leg?

Pull your leg?

I don't quite know

why i said that.

H.

It's rather foolis

forgive me,

will you?

Oh, yes, of course.

What i was searching

to say. I mean...

hello, gordon.

Why, hello, colonel.

Oh, and, um, this i presume is mrs. Gordon.

Oh, there you are.

Now, come along, ken.

You distinctly promised

me you wouldn't run away.

I want you to help me

feed the seagulls.

If you come along

with me, colonel.

There you are.

No, no, commander,

don't be silly.

If i may intrude for just

a teeny weenie second.

It's just struck me,

i have the very thing

for your poor ill husband.

That's very kind

of you.

I have a perfectly

marvelous plaster.

You just put one on

and the effects?

Magical.

But what do you?

There's one on the...

next the skin.

I guarantee he'll be

up tomorrow, i really do.

I guarantee it.

Thank you so much.

Oh, it's nothing.

I really only carry them for the

benefit of the less fortunate.

Don't you think the world would

be a better place, commander,

if we all did that sort of

thing a little more often?

Yes, i suppose so.

I'm afraid i don't

bother very much

about other people.

I don't believe it.

No, no. I don't believe it

shall i fetch the plasters later on?

What?

Oh, yes, yes.

Now, commander,

what about a 4 at bridge?

I'm afraid not.

I promised to take

mrs. Hill for a stroll.

If you'll excuse me.

What a perfect gentle knight

you are, commander.

Good evening.

Like to see a ship we

were once passengers in?

Oh, gordon.

I called you gordon.

Why, that's

a christian name, too.

Yes. I liked it.

It sounded kind of

friendly.

The mister got lost

out here, didn't it?

Yes, i'm glad.

Let it stay lost.

It's rather good, eh?

Gordon.

Just one bloke

to another.

Oh!

I feel quite dizzy.

Let's go back.

Ah! Well, upon my soul,

i've been looking

for you everywhere,

when you were here

all the time.

Behold,

the wonder worker.

Thank you.

And tomorrow your

husband will be up

and looking

after you again.

But poor

commander gordon

will be left right into the background.

There, there.

I'm only joking.

You like

my high spirits?

How funny.

Well, i must be

going.

Good evening.

Well, i suppose i'd better

be saying good night, too.

Is it all right?

Yes. From the office.

What's for dinner, em?

Steak and kidney

pudding?

What, again?

Every other night it's

steak and kidney pudding.

Gosh, em,

i'm feeling fine.

I say, em, these deck

games look good to me.

Yes.

Drat!

Ooh!

Oh, i'm most

terribly sorry.

I say, damn it.

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