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Hey, if that's what you want,

I mean, then fine.

I'm-I'm just asking.

Man, let's see.

Art gallery,

Rosie Perez look-alike naked.

Stare at fucking polar bears,

see Rosie Perez look-alike naked.

I mean-

It's your hour.

If that's what you want to do.

You don't like Rosie Perez.

You-you don't think

she's a good actress.

No, I like her fine.

And she's fucking hot as balls, right?

Yeah, hot as balls.

And I don't want to die

knowing that I could have fucked

a piece of ass

that looked just like her, do you?

Like I said, Andy,

it's your hour.

Well, here's Regent.

You want to head down that way?

There's no right answer, Andy.

If that's what you want to do...

Hmm.

Let's go in, Andy.

Okay.

I mean, look, it's definitely

not gonna take an hour, Reuben.

I don't think I even really

want to f*ck her.

I just want her to, like,

take her clothes off

and look at her,

you know.

We can go see the polar bears after,

if you want.

Hey, it's not about me,

honestly.

- Do what you want.

- Yeah.

Okay, it's just up here

a little bit more.

Here?

That don't look like

no Rosie Perez to me.

That's your idea of Rosie Perez?

No, f*ck.

That's, like, her mother

or fucking aunt or something.

That's-ah, jeez.

No, no, it's okay.

No, no, no, it's okay.

No, don't.

Don't-it's okay.

No, it's okay.

Do you want a date?

No.

No, thank you.

No?

No, uh...

Is your daughter working today?

My daughter?

Or-or your niece?

Looks like Rosie Perez?

Do you want head?

No, thank you.

Maybe some time later.

Awesome, but thank you.

You see?

That's the sort of luck I have.

I finally get the nerve

to come down here, and-shit.

What?

Is your daughter working?

What?

I was perfectly cordial.

How much money you got?

I already told you,

60 bucks.

Give me $50.

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