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Peeing? It really turns you on?

-Yeah, in a weird kind of way,

because it's not supposed to be sexy,

but when a girl does it, it's sexy.

And how many peeing girls

have you seen?

How many have you?

You wish you knew.

I can't believe I'm asking, Pini,

but what are the other top-four?

You're really getting into it, huh?

Cool.

This is the list,

but it's not in order of preference

because it's hard for me to decide.

-Must be really hard.

Stop interrupting.

-Shoot.

The first thing is:

a girl peeing.

At home, outdoors,

in the shower, swimming pool.

Swimming pool?

How can you tell?

The smile gives you away.

Okay, the second thing is...

-What's with the fingers?

Maybe he's afraid he'll miscount.

It's all the way up to five.

It's for the dramatic effect.

Such big words

for such a small mouth...

and a dirty one.

-What's with Shir?

She's taking her time, huh?

-Never rush a lady.

Shir!

What's taking you so long?

Leave her be!

Finish your speech in the meantime.

-Okay, where was l? Oh yeah.

The second sexiest thing

is a girl shaving her legs.

Give me a break.

I agree, it really is sexy.

-What's so sexy about shaving?

Not just any shaving. If you were

shaving your arm, hint-hint,

or your face,

that would be nasty.

Would you rather they stayed hairy?

-No,

but don't include me

in the process.

But a girl shaving her legs...

There's something about

a razor sliding down...

Get your foot away from me.

Come on, Pini...

It stinks.

-Wait, what about wax?

No good, it hurts,

you make nasty faces, not good.

Okay, the third sexiest thing is...

We didn't peek at all.

I don't care.

I didn't pee in the end.

All this time and nothing?

-You guys stressed me out.

Then I heard noises coming from

the forest, I couldn't concentrate.

You weren't doing a crossword puzzle!

-I just couldn't.

I was afraid something would

jump out at me from the bushes.

Ofer?

Shir, stay back.

Don't look.

Sh*t.

Look at him.

He's a goner.

Go check his pulse.

I looked by accident.

I think I'm going to faint.

I don't get it, he waved his hands,

then jumped in front of the car.

Why is he dressed like that?

I think we ran over a waiter.

I looked again!

Go check his pulse.

Just don't move him,

we don't want to break anything else.

Anything else?

The guy is totaled.

You all right?

Did you run me over?

What gave us away?

Yes, no, not on purpose,

you jumped into the road.

Wait, where are you going?

We need to call an ambulance.

She's in the forest,

she's still in the forest.

Who's in the forest?

My sister.

She fell into a hole in the ground.

I couldn't get her out,

so I came running for help

and then you showed up.

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