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- Bye.

Okay, Grandma.

So, what kind of sandwich

are we talking about?

Hi, I'm here to see

Rafi Gardet. My name's Dave.

Raphael. It's Damien.

Yeah. There's a...

It's Dave.

Dave here to see you.

Okay.

She'll be right down.

Bubbles here, I like that.

It's a good touch.

Is that wool?

Looks itchy. Is it itchy?

I think it's the biggest

contradiction in the world.

Jews eat carp, okay?

Who eats carp?

They don't serve it in restaurants.

Have you ever seen carp

on a menu in your life?

Please, answer me honestly.

- No.

- No. You know why?

Because it's disgusting.

But for all this

terrible food...

you've never seen a people

so obsessed with it in your life.

It's a remnant.

I'll bet every immigrant group...

that was displaced by World War II

puts a lot of emphasis on food.

I mean, it was scarce.

Carp is cheap, right?

It was probably a staple of their diet.

What is this, the History Channel?

You trying to kill this for me?

- Come on.

- Sorry. Fine, go ahead.

Okay,

so my friend Morris...

So I think you're gonna love this place.

It's beautiful.

No one's ever there.

- Can I see some ID?

- Sure.

- Love when that happens.

- Yeah.

I wish

I still got carded.

- Excuse me, Dave.

- Yes.

Quick question for you.

How old are you?

Actually, I don't speak Vietnamese.

Why do you ask?

- Are you being evasive?

- I am trying.

You know,

I don't tell my age.

I think people get way

too caught up with the number.

I'm 37. Did you know that?

You know, I hadn't really

thought about it.

Sure you hadn't.

Look, I know

you're a lot younger than me.

I'd just like to know,

you know, how much.

Okay, let me guess.

- Twenty-nine.

- No.

Really? Older?

- You don't look 30 to me.

- Thanks.

I'm 23.

No, you're not.

I don't believe you.

Let me see the license.

Oh, my God. You're a child.

Taxi!

I have T-shirts older than you.

- They let me drive, okay?

- Yeah, with a parent in the car.

How come you seem

so much older to me?

I don't know.

I don't know if I can do this.

Come on.

- Can you hold this?

- Sure.

- Are we gonna get in trouble?

- I hope so.

This place is amazing.

I can't believe

I've walked by this for 15 years...

and I didn't know

it was here.

Let's have it.

What?

How did you know?

Okay. His name is David...

and he's really, really nice.

I mean, sweet.

And I met him a few days ago

and he asked me out on a date.

And we went out to dinner...

and we kissed.

I like beer.

- Good.

- I mean, no, I...

I never used to. I had to learn,

'cause nobody in my family drinks.

You're lucky,

'cause everyone in my family drinks.

No, I mean, my family,

they don't drink anything.

It's like

Salt Lake City.

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