Present Perfect

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Pam!

You gain weight?

Why don't you just slam it on my face?

Why are you here so early?

Early? The sun's getting down!

You think you're in the U.K.? Turn the music down

Your neighbors left you the notes already

Have some consideration will you?

Why do you have to go to Singapore?

You kidding me? This is my new job

Do want me to bring my kid to the meeting?

My boss will sure get mad

What about mom?

Now that's funny

I don't really want to bother you

I know you're not okay

Neither am I

Just once...

I'll call you when I get there

Here. Use this

No. I can do it on my own

Give me a hug

Bye bye

How did you...?

The library's close today

What now? Can you handle this?

I don't know I've never raised a child

Sitting still like a rock

Can you check her out... for me?

- Oh - Is she shocked?

No I'm gay and gay is afraid of children

Sis

- Leave it to you - Where are you going?

To bed

I don't have all day!

Where's you mom? When will she come back?

What does she do? How long?

Who do you live with? What if mom doesn't come back?

Come stay with me?

What do you give to her?

Is it work?

It works for me

What about tonight?

I'll throw a party

Aunt Pam!

Aunt Pam I'm thirsty

Aunt Pam!

I miss mom UK love mom

Hello Tid

I'll be late for work

Yes alright

Thank you

She's so into it

Just like... I'll be Van Gogh when I grow up

You guys are okay?

Then I'll go do my job

And please keep quite

UK:

Don't make the noise

I said don't make the noise

U... UK!

Don't run. Don't run!

Miss you guys!

- Such a hard-working woman

- Here take this

- Thank you

- Who's that girl?

- My niece Can you just bring her in here?

- Of course yes. You go take a seat first I'll be right after

- Hello sister!

- Hi there!

You know I love children

What's your name?

- UK

- UK?

- What is UK?

- United Kingdom

Woooo smart girl!

- I learned that on my sixth grade

- Clever girl

You're stupid

Grab some tissue because this is so dramatics

What is it? Tell me

Who on earth would just say...

"I used it You know? I used it"

What's that thing?

I'm so cute!

I love my single life

Which one is it?

Where?

Hell

Have you told him?

I bought you a ticket to the UK already. Pam!

UK!

UK!

- Hey! Do you see my niece. A little girl.

- No I don't

UK!

UK!

UK!

UK!

- UK!

- Aunt Pam can you grab me my shoe?

What a nuisance

Are you talking about her or me?

Both

How long have you lived here?

Quite a while. 2-3 years

I was in the UK before

just got back

And whom do you live with?

I was with my sister

And your sister is... UK's mother?

Yeah

But I had not seen you both before

- So what?

- Are you a ghost?

Can I touch you?

Yeah you exist

Are you nuts?

Well I'm OK that you're here. I can listen to some weird music every morning

That's not a compliment. Is it?

However...

Thank you again

If there's anything I can do... Please tell me

I'm willing to help

Oh I'm so full. Enough!

Do the dishes

UK I'm leaving. Bye bye

Hi five

UK:

Wanna play a bigger toy?

This one...

- The longest one...

- Ouch!

Hold this over here

Watch your face

Who wants to use a screwdriver?

What is a screwdriver?

Whose bed is this?

Yours

Especially yours

How do like it?

I like it sooooo much

Hello

Hello Pam. Can I speak to UK?

UK:

What's up?

It's UK's birthday next week remember?

Yes. I know

I don't think I can make it back in time.

Use my card and buy her a present will you?

- I'll take care of that

- Thank you

UK...

I miss mom. UK love mom

Withdraw

Hit it!

Take a deep breath

Who just farted?

I'm watering you! So you grow faster

Volcano!

- I know what you're up to!

- What is it?

...and the tree was hap...

...py

- Give myself a big hand

- You enjoy it?

You're just faking it

Aunt Pam Why didn't I meet you before?

- Huh?

- Huh?

Well I was...

I was sick back then

and so I...

I went for a cure I went to the doctor

at some other country so far away

And why didn't my mom ever talk about you?

Because you mom was afraid that...

If you knew me you'd like me more than her

What if...

If what?

You can live with me. Will you come?

Um. No

Why is that?

If we miss each other then we can meet

Don't you love me?

Of course I do. Don't you see what we're doing now?

What we're doing?

We're playing toys

- Playing toys together means we love each other?

- Uhhuh

- Then we play toys everyday OK?

- Uhhuh

Be friends!

Kiss kiss

Call me if you miss me

- I know I know

- What?

When we miss each other let's look in a mirror...

a mirror in your house. And make this face

- Remind of you?

- Yes remind of me

- You try it

- Mom will be amazed

Will she? Let's try

Funny

Quick!

Just a moment

- I have a surprise

- What is it?

- I look funny?

- Cute

Here!

- UK are you helping me?

- Yes I am

Pam

Pam are you alright? I couldn't reach you

Live at the same place?

Yes the same

And whom are you with?

My niece. Pee's daughter

What's her name? She's so cute

She's UK

Are you free this evening? A dinner maybe?

It's UK's birthday

That's fine

Are you alone here?

No I'm not alone

The rest are waiting up there

Well then excuse me.

Who's that?

- Who's that?

- Friend...

- A friend

- Friend?

Wow you're so heavy

Aunt Pam I'm hurt

Aunt Pam I'm hurt

Today is your birthday. Are you excited?

- Then we celebrate!

- Yeah

Nice...

What did you with her?

A boat row

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