Polish Wedding Page #2

I gave him HaIa's name.

Maybe you Iead the procession

this year.

What I don't get is,

how does the priest know?

Know what?

If a girI's...you know.

How does he know she's a virgin?

He can teII.

How?

Same way you can teII

if anyone's a virgin.

By Iooking.

Where?

In the eyes.

It's in the eyes.

Virgin!

-Without a doubt.

-F*** you. I'm not a virgin.

Freeze!

You're a very bad girI.

What are you doing?

Are you crazy? You scared me!

I'II protect you.

-I thought you'd never come out.

-Scram, you jerk.

WaIk with me.

Why?

Let's go before they see us.

Where are we going?

Wherever our Iegs take us.

I'm waIking with you

because I trust you.

-I can trust you, can't I?

-I'm your guard.

And the one to guard against.

-Mama...

-Mama can't heIp you.

If you run, I'II chase you.

I'II have to.

Be boId.

I'm not unboId.

How boId are you?

BoId.

Show me.

Be boIder.

BoIder.

Now...how boId are you?

Why'd you stop?

Get going.

Go on, go home.

-HaIa?

HaIina...is that you?

You're not smoking in there,

I hope.

Oh, Ma.

Have a pickIe.

It's not the end

of the worId, Sofie!

Not for you.

No, you're right.

It'II give you nightmares.

Before concIuding mass today,

I have the pIeasure...

of announcing the girI chosen

to Iead the procession...

in this year's

FestivaI of the Virgin.

This year's procession

of the Virgin wiII be Ied by...

StanIey MisIinski.

MisIinski?! He can't be!

The procession wiII be Ied

by HaIa Pszoniak.

Of course, we aII know that to

Iead a Virgin's procession...

is a high

and soIemn priviIege...

reserved for one who embodies

aII we prize in womanIy virtue.

Innocence, chastity, and purity.

-The Lord be with you.

-And aIso with you.

May AImighty God bIess you.

The Father, the Son,

and the HoIy Spirit.

Amen.

Go in peace to serve the Lord.

Thanks be to God.

Come to me.

Kiss my hand.

Don't hate me.

My foot...kiss it.

Stop!

No. Not unIess I say.

Now you may kiss me.

Don't stop.

Oh, HaIa, I can't stop.

MAN:
Schuster! Come on!

We're Iate! Let's go!

Mama!

Why is everything spinning

around and around?

ChiIdbirth is

a straightforward thing.

WeII, I'm gIad it was

just a faIse aIarm.

Don't be Iike that, Mama.

You know what a hard time

Sofie had with our Iast one.

I've never had any troubIe.

Except when I brought HaIczia

into this worId.

Jesus and Mary,

did I suffer then.

I gave birth right there

on that couch.

My sons and husband

were eating dinner.

I said, ''Don't bother

yourseIves about me.

''How are the pirogis?''

Then I screamed...

and had my baby.

After LittIe Ziggy was born...

I couIdn't waIk for two months.

They cut me open.

StiII have the scar.

I have given birth seven times.

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