Playing It Cool Page #3
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- 2014
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No, he's my boyfriend.
- Hi, honey.
- Darling, there you are.
I have no idea what Stuffy said,
because I went temporarily deaf.
Where'd you go, homey?
I was looking for you.
You don't look too good.
Oh, did you have the crab?
Yeah, I had the crab.
It's probably why I was on
the shitter for so long.
Okay, that sucked.
Shake it off.
Time to randomly text some chicks.
Hey. I'm so glad you called.
I didn't.
I found that love is like a leak in a boat.
It starts slow, with a drip,
and if you don't plug it,
it gets worse until you drown.
And to fix it,
you should really find an expert.
I want to tell him, "No, Mr. Policeman,
this is not a thumbs-up moment."
But yeah, it is.
We all have different patches
for the leak, and mine is sex.
Which is about to erase all the traces
of that girl from the charity event
right out of my brain.
Wait.
Stop. Stop. Stop. I'm sorry.
What the hell?
Good question.
Question for you,
there was a girl here...
she had brown hair,
just a great, great, girl height.
Perfect smile, red dress,
kind of a whole happy thing going on.
- Ringing any bells?
- No. Sorry.
Sh*t.
Hey!
What the hell were you doing?
Listen, Erin, you're amazing,
but is there somewhere I could drop you?
She would go on to say
her name was Regan.
Wow, I'm not good with names.
Teresa, she could be a Teresa.
Jenn with two N's, no, never.
Mary, too plain.
Shantiqua, highly unlikely.
Chastity, f***, I hope not.
If there's one thing
is that we don't suffer alone very well.
It's why we write.
It's why we form little groups.
This is mine in action.
Lyle, single, harmless deviant.
The proud writer of the first 20 pages
of 16 screenplays and 12 novels.
He needs a shower.
Samson, married, graphic novelist,
poems, short stories...
kind of too old to be hanging out
with us but we don't give a sh*t.
Mallory, she writes and performs
intensely personal one-woman shows
she drags the rest of us to.
We f*** sometimes... for research.
Scott, you met him.
Why do you need to know her name?
I guess...
I kind of wanted to say
her name out loud.
Oh, stop, it's a passing infatuation,
that's allowed.
Gee, I wish some guy thought about
saying my name out loud.
You mean like while he's playing
with his dangly bits?
- Yes.
- Who says there are no more romantics?
No, I actually think the whole idea of love
is kind of unrealistic and outdated.
- That's touching.
- Well, make sure that goes in your RomCom.
- You know how I kill infatuation?
- With a gun?
When I meet a hot girl,
I'll just look for one flaw
whether she's pigeon-toed
or knock-kneed or just not very polite.
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