Phir Hera Pheri Page #3

Devi Prasad personally.

His age must be... - No... no...

you have misunderstood me.

Devi Prasad-ji has sent me.

- Ok. Please have a seat.

Thank you.

Tell me one thing. Will you

really double the money?

'Yes, that also in 21 days. Any doubt?"

Has Devi Prasad-ji not informed you?

"Yes, he told me but your office is

in an under construction building."

Where as it should have

been in a good place.

"Like Marine drive, Chowpaty,

those places."

Thank you for reminding.

'Mr. Bijlani, what is this?"

I got you 10 crore rupees

more from the market.

And you still have not

completed my building?

Next month Home minister

is going to come.

Where do you think I

will get him seated?

Don't say it will be completed. It

should be completed... that's good.

Tell me one thing.

Will my money also get doubled?

"Sorry sir, our scheme

is for limited people."

I too am limited. I eat limited.

I drink limited.

I sleep limited. I stay

with limited people.

"In fact the bus in which I came,

it was also limited."

You are laughing.

Alright.

I'll give you one chance.

But our company's policy is

that we neither take more...

...than 10 crore rupees nor do

we take less than 1 crore.

One crore...

Where will I bring one crore from?

- What happened?

"No, I meant how will I bring

it? It's a big amount."

Now how will I bring it from the home?

You will not come with the money.

You just give your address outside.

I'll come personally to

take the money. - Yes.

You just sign this form

and get it ready.

"I'll come and check your standard

of living, status and bank balance."

Will nothing less then a crore do?

- I'm sorry.

"Complete one crore?

- Yes, one crore."

Good policy.

"Is this the estate agent? Yes, listen

Hand over the phone to Banwari."

"Banwari, I am Raju speaking. Ok,

listen I want a bungalow."

That also between a race

course and golf course.

And I want a private

pond in it which...

...should have water-proof

fishes in it.

And I also want a stadium and

a Multiplex to watch movies.

'Ok, I will call you later. Bye."

Hey Raju! Raju! Have you won

8-10 lotteries together?

"Poor people buy lotteries,

Babu-bhaiya. I do business."

What business? What is it?

- I'll tell you.

"How did this Tata, Birla, Ambani

and Devi Prasad get rich?"

I know the secret.

- Do they smoke cigarette?

"Not cigarette Babu-bhaiya,

it's secret. - Secret?"

What they do is that they put

the entire money in Chit fund.

And after 21 days our

money will be doubled.

Again 21 days later the money

will increase four times.

And 21 days later again the money...

- 8 times.

After that...

- 16 times.

32 times.

That's why I am leaving 5-5

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