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Eew.

That sounds awful.

No, it's... it's a good thing.

Would you actually say yes?

We've been together four

years, so, you know.

Jeez.

I think my longest

relationship was...

does five weeks even count?

You guys ready

for another round?

Yeah.

Oh, we should get that big,

um, that fishbowl thing

with, like, the giant straws.

Yes!

Yes!

That sounds like a

hangover in a bucket.

That sounds like

a bucket of fun.

A bucket of fun?

Fine, fishbowl.

It sounds amazing, and

you're gonna love it.

Can we drink all that?

Of course.

You gonna let me

buy you a drink?

Oh, hello.

No, thank you, actually.

My girlfriends and I are

gonna do a fishbowl thing, so.

Hey, hey, please.

Let Colin take care of it.

Really not a problem.

Oh.

Did he just refer to

himself in the third person?

OK, Colin, I'm sorry, but

I'm just not interested.

I might be interested.

Rachel.

Where are you guys from?

America, right?

Yes.

Mm-hm.

I f***ing knew it.

What is it, go the Lakers, yeah?

Yes, I'm American

and I love the Lakers.

You're from Michigan.

Same thing.

What... what are

you, like, British?

Yeah, I'm London born and bred.

Gonna let me buy

you a drink or not?

No.

I'm just not interested.

Still there?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The guy you just made

a d*ckhead out of.

Thanks for that.

Much appreciated.

Wow.

You're welcome!

Honestly, who was that?

Rachel, do you see his friends?

Yeah, they're super cute.

I like the mature gentleman.

No, those are the guys that

were following us earlier.

What?

Oh my gosh.

You guys are so bad.

It's dark in here.

It's hard to see.

Alex, are you sure that's them?

I'm positive.

Yes, it's definitely them!

I'm going there.

I'm going to go talk to them.

Rachel, no, no, no!

Rach!

Oh, Rachel.

Oh, God.

Some girl's coming.

Hello.

Hi.

You guys following us?

Rachel.

Give me some of that.

Definitely not.

Don't believe you, but OK.

Are you a model?

I could be.

BRB.

Grab yourself.

We're moving spots.

Oh, good, we're leaving.

No, like we are joining them.

No.

What?

Yes.

They're nice and they're

cute and they're male.

Did I mention that

they were male?

Do I need to remind you that

these cute, nice guys were also

stalking us about,

like, six hours ago?

Rach, are you sure about this?

Come on.

Yes, I'm sure.

They just thought

that we were models.

Oh.

I don't care what they

think that we look like, OK?

I have a boyfriend.

Eew, god, look at them.

They won't stop staring at us.

They're not creepy.

They're British.

And that means that

they are intelligent.

Mm-hm.

Yes.

And besides that, you

guys are not going

to be ruining this for me.

Do you know how long it's

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