Perfect Life Page #3

(Coughing)

Bullshit, man.

How do you know?

Because I just got finished

chewing on them

a couple of hours ago.

(Laughing)

You get me through all of this

f***ing initiation bullshit,

I will see what I can do

about you and nipple rings.

Yeah?

(Cheering)

Hey!

Man, hey!

I don't care

what they say about you, man!

I'm glad you are going to be

a brother.

Honour, respect, privilege

right?

Privilege.

Hey, no hard feelings, man!

Abso-f***ing-lutely,

man.

Is this dip?

I f***ing love dip!

Thanks, man!

Yeah. Well done, man.

Well done.

Now go get the f***ing hose,

pledge!

You're my complete hero.

You know that,

don't you?

YOUNG JACK:

Anne is going to make you

a great first wife.

YOUNG FREDDY:

If she will ever put out.

I'm not buying the cow

until I get some milk.

That is the most perverted thing

I've ever heard of!

She said she's going to save it

until we get engaged.

When will that be?

Straight after university.

Oh?

Congratulations.

Does she know?

Well, there's no need

to tell her.

I'm not going to take no

for an answer.

You scared the sh*t

out of me!

Do you know

that ancient proverb?

You save somebody's life,

you are responsible for them

for the rest of their life?

You're an a**hole.

You do this to yourself.

Actually, a buddy of mine

made this.

It actually stimulates

the part of the brain

they call the "uber-brain"

by the Germans.

Does it work?

Well, they almost

made it to Moscow, didn't they?

FREDDY:

So how was it?

What?

Wherever it is

that you've been.

I don't remember.

Why do you always pass out

on your face like that?

Because if you pass out

on your back,

you can asphyxiate

on your own vomit.

Let us make more memories.

Sure.

Whose car are we borrowing?

Uh, Miller's.

I bumped into him.

Let's hope it's decent.

What is a decent car?

A sports car, a four by four,

a rear-wheel drive?

You know what

the best cars are?

Somebody else's.

What the f***

is Bristor doing?

Well, he's got to

earn a living.

What kind of car

would Miller drive?

(Beeping)

Jackpot.

See what kind of trouble

we can get into.

(Chirping)

I've been

looking for you.

Well?

What?

Come on, Jack,

just own up to it.

To what?

You really don't remember?

Remember what?

Maybe you hit your head

harder than I thought.

My head?

Jack, you were

driving the car!

What car, man?

Have you got Donald?

Yeah, yeah.

Well, get ready,

we have got to go.

(Clearing throat)

What the f*** is that?

Donald Hallford,

in the flesh.

Oh, are you

f***ing serious?

Bones, brother.

I take my f***ing

very seriously.

Hey, hey, hey!

Shut the f*** up!

When I said,

"Bring me Donald Hallford."

I want Donald Hallford,

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