Pee-wee's Big Adventure Page #3

For $20 I can tell you a lot of things.

For $30 I can tell you more.

And for $50 I can tell you everything.

Tell me why I'm here.

You're here because you...

...want something.

Let's see...

...what Madam Ruby sees.

I see...

...a bicycle.

Yes! Is it okay?

It's okay.

Where is it?! Can you see it?

Where is it?!

Where is it?

It's somewhere else.

Somewhere far away.

Where?!

The Alamo.

The Alamo.

In the basement.

I'll never forget you.

Thanks a million.

I've been trying all day.

-The name's Mickey.

-I'm Pee-wee.

How about some music?

Morelli is armed and dangerous...

Forget the music.

Let's enjoy the scenery.

What did you do?

I lost my temper, took a knife

and I...

You know those "Do not remove under

penalty of law" labels on mattresses?

I cut one off.

I got a real bad temper.

I always thought that was a dumb law.

You said a mouthful.

Life can be so unfair.

You're telling me?!

I tried to go through legal channels.

But the cops, hah!

They were no help.

They gave me the runaround.

That's when I decided to take

the law into my own hands.

The law...

The law.

The law.

The law!

This is it.

I got an idea!

What's going on?

We're looking for an escaped convict.

We heard about it on the radio.

Right, honey?

Have you seen this man?

I've seen better heads on boils!

No, I'm sure I'd remember this face.

-Would you mind stepping out of the car.

-No, not at all, officer.

-Some sort of problem?

-Not at all.

I wanted to look at

that cute outfit you have on.

Why don't you take a picture?

It'll last longer.

You have a nice day.

What's it like in the big house, Mickey?

It's not so bad.

You get to lift weights,

watch TV, write up appeals...

...take long showers, lift weights.

You get used to it.

Out!

Out!

It wasn't my fault.

Look kid, I like you. I like you a lot.

That's why I can't drag you into this.

I'm bad. You don't get mixed up

with a guy like me.

I'm a Ioner. A rebel!

Dj vu.

See you in the Promised Land.

Arrivederci, baby!

Wait!

I'm in the middle of nowhere!

Sure is spooky out here.

Probably just a dog.

Kitty.

Where's those headlight glasses?

Thanks for stopping.

Some night, huh?

On this very night...

...ten years ago...

...on this the same stretch of road...

...in a dense fog just like this...

...I saw the worst accident I ever seen.

There was this sound...

...like a garbage truck...

...dropped off

the Empire State Building.

And when they finally pulled

the driver's body...

...from the twisted, burning wreck...

...it looked like this!

That was the worst accident...

...I ever seen.

I get off right up here.

Have a nice day.

Be sure and tell them.

Large Marge sent you.

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