Paranormal Activity 2 Page #3

nobody here. It's fantastic.

I love Martine, but I'm kind of loving

the fact that she's not here.

- Yeah.

- What time is your sister coming?

What time is it now?

Oh, like an hour or so.

You should definitely pop in.

I don't want to smash you,

but I kind of want to get in.

You don't want to smash me?

I kinda want you to smash me.

- Really? Oh.

- Yeah.

Let me release the Kraken.

Hey.

You're OK.

I gotcha.

You're OK. You're OK.

Look, it's perfect, right?

- That's a lot of grease in there.

- I'm gonna drain it.

Here, goofy mug.

Do you need anything?

- Hey!

- Are you making breakfast?

- Thank you so much.

- How you doing?

- I was, but, uh...

- Hola.

- Did he keep you up?

- Yeah, yeah.

- He definitely kept me up.

- Yeah, he does that.

I love you so much.

- I love you so much.

- Thank you so much.

- I love you so much.

- That's OK. Aw.

You're amazing. I don't think

I'm really awake yet, though.

There's coffee.

I love my sister

She's the best

Remember that time

you tried to be a vegan

- for like six hours?

- A day and a half?

- That was a difficult time.

- It was for one meal.

- Making bacon?

- Yeah.

- Good morning.

- Yo, yo, yo, what up?

Thank you for loaning out

your beautiful girlfriend for the night.

- What up?

- She made my day.

Tell me that's not yours.

It's not really mine, no.

Thanks for not watching

the sausage for us, Ali.

I did watch it!

It's mine and hers.

She uses it most.

Cool. It's HD.

Do I get some love, too?

What?

You scared little Hunter.

How's it going?

Can I get you some coffee?

- Dude, I have a bone to pick with you.

- Yeah?

I went into Burger King,

and I was like, hey, man.

I tossed your name around and they

didn't give me any free food, dude.

I don't own, like, every Burger King.

He's not actually

the king of Burger King.

I'm not?

I'm still in the process of easing him

in to the fact that we live together

and, therefore, the house should

represent the both of us.

Well, yeah, but the both

of us, like, a give and take.

Like you have your beading

thing or whatever it is,

and then I have my area, you know?

- The whole rest of the house?

- Of manliness.

I'm telling you, that baby's gonna be

a rock star when he grows up.

Yeah, get it. Whoa!

Dad, careful, are you watching that?

There was no sign

of forced entry, but...

They trashed our whole house.

I mean, I think it was more vandalism.

See that thing in the corner?

Looks like a motion detector?

- Are you, like...?

- That's a camera.

We're watching you!

You like little wheels that roll.

You're such a ham.

Such a ham. Are you leaving?

Things have gotten a little difficult

since he learned how to open the door.

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