Pals and Gals

Synopsis: The stooges go out west for Shemp's health. The boys soon run afoul of a local villain who is forcing pretty Nell to marry him. The bad guy has Nell's sisters locked up, and its up to the stooges to rescue them and save the day.
Genre: Comedy, Short, Western
17 min

- Yeah.

- Good work.

What do you know about mixing drinks?


That's fine. Get me a jigger.

Old Homicide.

Molasses. That ought to sweeten 'em up.


- Open for ten.

- Pass.

These boots are killing me.


Eggs. That ought to make them cackle.

Hey! You put paint in there!

So I did.

- What's that?

- Paint remover.

- Give me three.

- I'll take the same.

- Three.

- One.

I'll bet you 500.

Well, mister, Quirt bet you 500 bucks.

Can you call?

Darn right I can call.

Only, I ain't got 500 bucks.

Don't let that worry you.

Just give me that paper of yours

for security, and I'll

advance you five grand.

You mean this? Why, sure thing.

Start pouring.

Easy, now. Good.

Can you call or can't you?

I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

I'll see you and raise

you another thousand.

Call. King-high straight.

Four aces. Come to poppa.

Get me the sarsaparilla.

This drink is for Shemp.

I gotta remember that.

Here we are.


Why don't you look where I'm going?

What's the matter?

I don't know which glass is which.

Come on, hurry up with those drinks!

Here's to crime.

Yeah. A short life, and a merry one.

Yeah, a very short life.

Well, let's get along with the game.

Water! Water! Water!

Get that wet coat off!

- You'll catch pneumonia!

- Yeah!

- They're in here someplace.

- Here they are.

OK. I got 'em.

- Are you all right, boss?

- Yeah, I'm all right.

Get a chair, there.

I have the key. You got be free.

Go to the house, I'll be there soon.


He is dead!

Well, he must had an heart .

Yeah, he is dead, I'm taking over.

If any of you boys object,

we must get from outside here...

Why, the girls get out the basement!

Now, Doc gets those keys in his pocket,

I don't see how they have...

See if we find something else.

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Jack White

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