Other Men's Women Page #4

Okay.

Dang it,

I gotta be of some use here somehow.

I'll punch the holes, huh?

JACK:
Quiet out there.

I can't sleep.

Fat chance you have to sleep.

BILL:
Oh, that tickles.

Hold still. I'm almost finished.

Oh!

what's the matter?

Say, is this an operation or a haircut?

Oh, don't be a baby.

That was a hair I pulled.

These scissors aren't very sharp.

Try the lawn mower.

Ooh!

Now what?

wait a minute.

what are you looking for?

A piece of ear.

Cut out this nonsense, now,

and let me finish, would you?

Cut it out, will you?

Nobody's gonna look like a tramp

in my family.

Ow.

JACK:

Hey, you Indian.

How's a fella gonna study

with all that racket going on?

Come here, darling.

See if you can handle him.

I've stood enough.

Pick on somebody your size,

you big gorilla.

Take that, and that, and that.

Stop, will you? Stop it.

Lay off.

Jack, Jack, make him stop. Jack.

Lay off me.

Running away from me?

No.

You big sissy.

Call for help, huh?

Call for help, call for help? You coward.

Listen, I won't make biscuits for supper

or cream gravy:

BILL:
Where you going?

JACK:
None of your business.

LILY:
I bet I know.

Ice cream, ice cream for supper.

Did you ever see such a kid?

I'm gonna be pushing her around

in a baby buggy.

For that, I'm gonna leave you flat

and go and start supper.

Here's my half for the ice cream.

And say, get the kid

a bag of chocolates, will you?

we're spoiling her.

who cares?

Say, do we need anything

from the drugstore?

Yeah, she said something yesterday

about wanting some toilet water.

Aw, for crying out loud.

Hey, listen, don't forget

and get me a half dozen packages of gum.

JACK:
Okay.

Okay.

Anything I can do, Lily?

well, let's see, you might put on

some water while I sift flour for the gravy.

Okay.

Gee, these flowers are slick.

They smell up the whole room.

LILY:
Yes, aren't they sweet?

Bring the yellow pitcher, Bill.

Cut that out.

I can't.

what shirt did you put on this morning?

Just a shirt.

well, you got the wrong one.

That one's got a button off.

who cares?

I do.

Now, go and change it like a good boy.

Lily, I haven't got time, honest.

where you going?

You'll see.

Turn around, Bill. Let me sew this on.

Not bad, huh?

Stand still, now.

I want you to look nice.

Yes, ma'am.

Gee, you're a sweet kid,

you know that?

I'm glad you think so.

I like people to like me.

People I'm fond of.

You fond of me?

Oh, yes, terribly.

You're such a help around the house.

You know, Bill, you ought to be married.

You'd make a wonderful husband.

Aw, quit your kidding.

Besides, I ain't found the girl I want yet.

what kind of a girl do you want?

A girl just like you, or there's no dice.

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