Order Of Chaos Page #3

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Look, I'm right by

the elevator.

I'll be there

in two seconds.

Okay.

Bye.

That's why I don't have

a relationship

that lasts longer

than six months.

Yeah.

She's...

We're engaged.

You mentioned that.

Um, I have so much

on my mind, you know?

I'd rather just

not fight.

As long as

you're happy, right?

Hey, peace is the only battle

worth waging, you know?

I envy you.

Stable job,

stable girl.

It's all you can

hope for, right?

We're definitely stable.

Now, I mean.

She's a few years older than me

and when we met,

I thought I needed stable and

more mature to calm me down.

Can I be honest

with you, John?

Yeah.

You're boring

the sh*t out of me.

Wake up!

Wake up.

Look, man, get in there

and finger bang her

like Lenny Kravitz.

The two of you could use it,

okay? All right?

Yeah.

All right.

See you Monday.

Monday.

Where have you been?

Sorry I'm so late.

Go walk the dog.

Jennifer, could you bring up

those veggie burgers, please?

Hello, I'm right here!

Mr. Grumpy.

Hey, let me

handle the steak.

Get yourself a beer.

Want one?

Yeah, grab me another.

Yeah.

Dad, will you

put these on for John?

Oh right,

the vegetarian cuisine.

Don't start!

What? What?

Thank you.

How's the work going,

John?

It's going.

I'm working on a pretty complex

deal right now.

Working for

The Man.

As opposed to working

for the DMV?

Touch.

John, why don't you invite

that friend of yours over?

A co-worker of John's

just moved into the building.

He's...uh...

he's kind of,

I don't know.

He had him out till 1:00

in the morning.

I don't know if I can handle

two lawyers while I'm eating.

Daddy.

Marty.

Goddammit,

I'm messing around!

Who wants a steak?

Spying on me?

Sh*t!

B*tch, you scared

the daylights out of me.

I knocked

on your door.

I wanted to see if you wanted

to join us for a barbecue.

And I was spying

on you.

Wanted to see

if you were home.

Let me get

some shoes.

You've got a better view

than me.

You got any pets?

I've got a dog...

and fish.

Fish are cool.

Yeah.

Work, though.

Yeah. Animals are better

than people.

They don't

bullshit you.

You wouldn't bullshit me,

would you?

Think you could ever

kill someone?

Huh?

You know, like self-defence

or whatever.

I've never really

thought about it.

I've got enough anxiety

as it is

and I've never done

anything wrong,

so I doubt it.

So you think

that killing someone,

even in self-defence,

is wrong?

I don't know.

Why do you ask?

Are you on meds?

I'm not judging you.

I used to be.

I just got a vibe,

that's all.

I've been on prescription

drugs for most of my life.

It was first for ADD,

and then ADHD, manic depression,

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