One Magic Christmas Page #2

you'd make a swell rec room for your kids.

This colour in the kitchen, Mr Crump,

this awful yellow.

Is there something you can do about that?

We could repaint it for you, Louise.

Any colour you want.

It wasn't this yellow when you moved in,

was it, Ginnie?

No. I painted it myself.

I like yellow.

Well, I guess

we'd better be pushing along. OK.

You're gonna be outta here

by the first, right, Ginnie?

- Yes, that's right.

- Right, OK.

- Mr Grump?

- That's "Crump. " Yes, dear?

My daddy says you're a dork.

Think it ov...

Stop! In the name of love

Before you break my heart

Stop! In the name of love

Will somebody please get the phone?

- Hold up, Abbie. I gotta go.

- I gotta go more than you gotta go.

Wrong number. This is not my day.

Mom, Abbie's in the bathroom

and I gotta go.

Abbie? Oh, come on,

I'm taking a shower, Abbie.

Now, I've got to get to work.

- Do you have to lock the door?

- Got to, Mom.

Miss Badducci

says to tell you Merry Christmas.

Well, tell Miss Badducci thank you.

Why don't you ever say

"Merry Christmas," Mom?

Well, nobody ever really means it

when they say it, anyway.

- It's free, Mom.

- My turn.

Oh, no, I'm gonna...

No, Cal...

See you later, Mom.

Hi, Molly. Be my guest.

Please, in my next life,

let me have two bathrooms.

Mrs Grainger!

- Cal?

- What?

- What's a dork?

- Dork? Well, it's, uh...

You know, like a sorta...

- Well, you're too young to know, meatball.

- Oh. Thought so.

Oh, no.

You're in a lot of trouble, meatball.

Attention, Glen's Market shoppers.

Good afternoon. Here are your

Saturday afternoon five-star specials.

Nabisco Shreddies

in the large family box, only $1.69.

You save a dollar off our regular price.

And Glen's own boneless beef stew...

stew beef,

sale priced at only $2.29 a pound.

Excellent value. Have a nice day

and thank you for shopping Glen's.

- Herbie Conklin, manager.

- Herbert.

Herbert.

Keep things moving here.

Hey, you already rung up

them Dorito chips already.

Oh, OK. You're right.

I'll take it off your tote.

See what she tried to pull on me?

See that? Next time I'm going to the A&P!

Please be my guest.

Next time, go to the A&P.

All right.

That's $16.64, minus the potato chips.

Got that five cents, Frankie? Come on.

OK, fine now.

Thank you.

Ginnie, let's step on it here.

Your line's backing up.

Hey, Herbie,

why don't you get off her back?

She's behind because

she made your announcement for you.

Yeah, well...

OK, that's $26.83, Mrs Monaghan.

Cash or check?

I've got these food things.

But there's only $25 worth.

I don't know what to say.

I could loan you, maybe.

Oh, that's OK. I don't need this.

OK, it's...

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