OMG: Oh My God! Page #3

Synopsis: Kanji Lalji Mehta, though an atheist, owns a small shop selling religious goods, concocting cock-and-bull stories to extract higher fees from his customers for his wares. When, in openly defying God, an earthquake destroys his (and only his) only source of income, with the insurance company refusing to pay up on the basis of it being an 'act of God', Kanjibhai takes God to the court. With many similarly unfortunate people pinning their hopes to him, Kanji's lack of courtroom experience may leave him unable to prove his point - that is, until approached by a man introducing himself as Krishna Vasudeva Yadav. Krishna helps Kanji win his case, his family and helps him find his faith in God, along the way showing how priests can turn religion into a business and that God can be found everywhere, particularly in a house of worship.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Director(s): Umesh Shukla
Production: Viva Entertainment
  3 wins & 7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
8.2
NOT RATED
Year:
2012
125 min
Website
3,211 Views


But we promise.

We won't let you go.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

Look, Sonakshi Sinha.

She is Rowdy,

my Rathore's in the next alley.

Let's go. Come on.

- Yes.

Break the pot.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

Begin with the festivities.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

What's going on here. Move.

Get down.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

Come here.

- Yes, yes.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

Go...go...go...Govinda.

break it. Break it.

Hear! Hear! Hear! Hear!

Calm down! Calm down!

lt's the Swami's orders.

Calm down!

Calm down! Calm down!

What orders?

Sri Siddeshwar Maharaj

has just said..

..that Lord Krishna

is very pleased..

..to see the crowd

that has gathered around..

..for the 'Janmastami' festivities.

And today He'll eat milk

and butter from His devotees.

Yes, he'll drink

milk and eat butter.

And Siddeshwar Maharaj

also says that..

..this auspicious opportunity

will last only for an hour.

Only one hour.

So, your time begins now.

Go. Go.

- Who is that imposter?

Hello, hello, hello.

Play. Play.

Go ahead, feed Him.

- What's wrong with the mic?

See what's wrong?

- What's wrong with the mic?

Where's everyone going?

Go, go.

- No, wait.

Where are you going?

- Go.

Play, play harder.

- Wait everyone, wait.

Even Siddeshwar Maharaj

is asking you to go.

Go, leave.

- Wait.

What have you done?

No, papa. No.

- Stupid fool,

breaking pots during your exams.

Stop it, stop it.

Go and feed Him butter.

l won't spare you next time.

Stop you fool!

You'll be punished

for your unpardonable sin.

He will punish you Himself.

Punish me?

Don't try to scare

me in the name of Lord.

l'll see what He does to me.

Go home, it's going to rain.

You'll get drenched.

lt's an earthquake.

Swamiji Rain?

Rain?

My hand's paining.

l won't be able to

write my exam tomorrow.

l'll slap you.

l'll make you hold the pen

in your mouth and write your paper.

You're scolding him.

But what about you?

- What did l do?

What?

The festivities

were left incomplete.

You've to admit that there's God.

You spread the rumour..

..and immediately

there was an earthquake.

Remember.

- What earthquake?

Even the utensils didn't budge.

Papa.

l think they took your

announcement too seriously.

This news just came in

from parts of the country..

..that the idol of Sri

Krishna's eating butter.

ls the Lord eating butter?

- No.

Priest, offer the

Lord some buttermilk.

People are offering cheese,

cottage-cheese..

..butter, buttermilk to

the idol of Krishna.

- Oh, God!

The rumour has spread so far.

Please, eat it.

This is low-cholesterol cheese.

The Lord's so lucky.

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Umesh Shukla

Umesh Shukla is an Indian film director who directed the Indian drama film Oh My God. The film starred Akshay Kumar and Paresh Rawal. He made his directorial debut with UTV Motion Pictures' and Bindass' presentation Dhoondte Reh Jaaoge. Shukla’s latest release is 102 Not Out featuring Amitabh Bachchan and Rishi Kapoor.As an actor, he is known for his villain role in Mithun Chakraborty' s Yaar Gaddar where he played the governor and his alter ego Sheila (the governor's wialso acted directed in many Gujarati plays. He is also well known as a director for Gujarati Play (natak), Kanjee Viruddha Kanjee. more…

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