Nothing But Trouble Page #2

GIVE ME:

THE KEYS, MIKE.

WOW!

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL

BEEMER.

GOOD MORNING.

THIS IS A VINTAGE

WHAT, 733i?

3.3 LITER?

THAT'S RIGHT.

HAD IT 2 YEARS,

NEVER BEEN OU OF MANHATTAN.

REALLY? WELL,

MAYBE I SHOULD DRIVE.

I'LL DRIVE.

LET ME GET THA FOR YOU.

THANK YOU.

WOW...

THIS IS REALLY CHERRY.

MM-HMM.

MAKE YOURSELF COMFY.

THANK YOU, MIKE.

HOPE YOU:

FEEL BETTER, SIR.

I FEEL GREAT.

FEEL FINE.

WHAT THE F***...

I DON' BELIEVE THIS.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

A BRAZILLIONAIRE

NEVER FORGETS.

THEY'RE NOT COMING

WITH US, ARE THEY?

LOOK AT THEM.

I CAN'T SAY NO.

CHRIS!

CHRIS, DUDE!

YOU DID NOT THINK

WE'D BE UP SO EARLY.

HAD NO IDEA.

HI, CHRIS.

[KISS KISS

KISS KISS]

CHRIS,

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

WE'RE GOING

TO ATLANTIC CITY.

GET IN THE TRUNK.

GOOD. WE CAN SEE

THE TAJ MAHAL.

I LOVE IT.

THEY CALL IT THE NINTH

WONDER OF THE WORLD.

WE HAVE THE FIFTH IN

SOUTH AMERICA, IN RIO--

THE CHRIST OF CORCOVADO.

HI, I'M RENALDA.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

THIS IS MY BROTHER

FAUSTO.

ENCANTADO.

CHRIS,

PUT THIS TAPE ON.

LET'S CHANKA.

[LA CHANKA PLAYS]

Fausto:

THIS IS NICE.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

SO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU

BEEN DIVORCED?

4 YEARS.

YOU STILL LOVE HER?

NAH.

BEEN OVER IT FOR...

WEEKS.

CHRIS, THIS ROAD

IS SUCH A DULL PLACE.

WE HAVE A NICE LITTLE

SURPRISE PICNIC FOR YOU.

CLEAN FOOD.

LET'S TAKE THE CAR

INTO THE COUNTRYSIDE

FOR A WHILE.

COUNTRYSIDE?

THIS IS THE JERSEYVANIA

TRIANGLE.

WHOLE DAMN PLACE

IS A MESS OF:

BURNT-OUT FACTORIES,

JUNKYARDS,

AND COAL FIELDS.

BELIEVE ME,

I KNOW.

MY GRANDFATHER WAS

IN COAL COMMODITIES.

SO LET'S GO

AND SEE THEM.

NO, I DON'T WAN TO GET LOST.

YOU WON'T GET LOST.

LOOK AT ALL THA FANCY EQUIPMENT YOU'VE GOT.

TAKE THAT NEXT ROAD.

LET'S SEE IF YOU

CAN USE ALL THAT SH*T.

I THINK WE SHOULD

JUST KEEP GOING.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL.

WE MADE A NICE LITTLE

SURPRISE PICNIC FOR YOU,

YOU INVITED US:

ON A DRIVE,

AND YOU AREN'T DRIVING

US WHERE WE WANT.

DUDE, YOU COULD

BE A BETTER HOST.

OK, LISTEN.

HOW ABOUT THIS?

IF IT WON'T TAKE TOO LONG,

ROAD 329, PARALLEL TO THE PIKE.

IT CROSSES THE DELAWARE

AND THEN:

IT CROSSES BACK HERE.

THERE SHOULD BE:

BEAUTIFUL RIVER SCENERY,

AND IT WON'T TAKE US

TOO FAR OUT OF OUR WAY, OK?

IT'S YOUR DIME, LADY.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

OH, THIS

IS WONDERFUL.

Fausto:
I HAVE 2 BIG MANGOES!

DO YOU LIKE MANGOES?

Renalda:
OH, YES!

HE HAS MANGOES, CHEESE.

OH, THIS IS GOING

TO BE WONDERFUL!

FAUSTO, I DON' WANT TO STOP HERE.

KEEP GOING.

PULL OVER TO A VISTA.

Renalda:

OH, LOOK! A VILLAGE.

MORNING.

SELL PORK BELLIES,

BUY GOLD.

OH, JESUS!

OH, CHRIS, LOOK OUT!

WHAT IS THAT,

A VENT PIPE?

Fausto:
WHAT DO YOU WAN TO DO, GET OUT AND KISS IT?

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