Nothing But Trouble

Synopsis: A financier [Chevy Chase] meets a spurned lover [Demi Moore] and agrees to take her to a business meeting. On the way there, they run a stop sign in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere. They are arrested and taken to the local court. But all is not as it seems: the courthouse and the "prison" are a maze of zany booby- traps and deadly contraptions. The antics of the captured couple as they try to escape from the mad judge and his bizarre family make up the rest of this unusual film.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Dan Aykroyd
Production: Warner Home Video
  2 wins & 6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.9
Rotten Tomatoes:
5%
PG-13
Year:
1991
94 min
477 Views


YEAH, FINE.

ARE YOU GOING TO

THE SUNTZ THING?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

NOT UNLESS SOMEBODY

HOLDS A GUN TO MY HEAD.

HE'S A FRAUD.

HE'S A RIPOFF ARTIST.

IT'S ALL ABOUT BUYING LAKES

AND FILLING THEM WITH GARBAGE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT SE YOU OFF IN THE ELEVATOR,

BUT IF I WERE YOU, I'D STAY

AWAY FROM THIS SUNTZ GUY.

LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE

A PERSONAL INTERES IN THIS PARTICULAR DEAL,

SO IF YOU'RE NOT GOING,

CAN I BORROW YOUR CAR?

WHOA, WHOA.

I'M A GOOD DRIVER.

I DIDN'T SAY I'M NOT GOING.

I JUST SAID I'M NO PLANNING ON GOING.

I HAVE A LOW OPINION

OF THE GUY,

BUT IF IT'S

THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU,

MAYBE YOU KNOW:

SOMETHING I DON'T.

MAYBE I SHOULD RECONSIDER.

I REALLY:

LIKE TO DRIVE.

I'LL DRIVE.

I'M HAPPY TO DRIVE.

NO, NO. IT'S MY CAR.

I'LL DO THE DRIVING, OK?

OK, GREAT.

YOU DRIVE.

WHO'S GOING FOR A DRIVE?

ARE YOU, CHRIS?

NO, NOT TONIGHT.

WHEN? WHERE?

WE LOVE TO DRIVE.

ARE YOU GOING:

TO YOUR HOUSE:

IN THE HAMPTONS?

THAT'S FANTASTIC.

WHEN ARE WE LEAVING?

VERY, VERY EARLY,

MUCH TOO EARLY FOR YOU.

HOW ABOUT NOON:

IN THE PARKING GARAGE?

NOON IS BETTER.

WE LOVE IT!

FANTASTIC!

GREAT.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

THAT'S FAUSTO AND

RENALDA SQUIRINIZSU.

I GIVE THEM INVESTMEN COUNSELING SOMETIMES.

THEY'RE BRAZILLIONAIRES.

THEY HAVE BREAKFAST AROUND

2:
00 IN THE AFTERNOON.

WE'LL NEVER

SEE THEM AGAIN.

GOOD.

SO I'LL SEE YOU

IN THE GARAGE:

AT NOON.

DON'T BE LATE.

I WON'T BE LATE.

GOOD.

OHHH.

[BRAKES SCREECH]

UGH.

MORNING, MR. THORNE.

MORNING, MIKE.

FUN NIGHT, HUH?

OH, GOD,

I CAN'T DO THIS.

LISTEN, DO ME

A FAVOR, WILL YOU?

YOU KNOW:

DIANE LIGHTSON?

SHE JUST MOVED IN.

YES, SIR. 23-B?

YEAH. SHE'LL BE DOWN

IN A COUPLE MINUTES.

TELL HER:

I'M TOO TIRED,

I'M SICK,

I CAN'T DRIVE HER.

GIVE HER THE CAR

WITH MY COMPLIMENTS.

CERTAINLY.

I GO TO GET SOME SLEEP.

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Dan Aykroyd

Daniel Edward Aykroyd (born July 1, 1952) is a Canadian-American actor, comedian, musician, businessman and filmmaker. He was an original member of the "Not Ready for Prime Time Players" on Saturday Night Live (1975–79). A musical sketch he performed with John Belushi on SNL, The Blues Brothers, turned into an actual performing band and then the 1980 film The Blues Brothers. He conceived and starred in Ghostbusters (1984), which spawned a sequel and eventually an entire media franchise. In 1990, he was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his work in the 1989 film Driving Miss Daisy. He starred in his own sitcom, Soul Man (1997–98). Aykroyd is also a businessman, having co-founded the House of Blues chain of music venues and the Crystal Head Vodka brand. more…

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