Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX Page #2

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Okay everybody.

Who wants to go down

to the cellar with me?

What do you have in there?

A mountain lion?

This is a hell of a lot better

than a mountain lion, son.

Dad?

What is this?

God only knows

where she's been living, Peg.

In the woods. In caves.

We're gonna help her.

She needs a big Band Aid.

That's right.

That's the first thing

we're gonna fix.

She's been wounded.

We'll get right to it. Okay.

We are all going to have to share in

the responsibility of taking care of her.

Ground rules.

No touching.

I learned the hard way

that our friend here likes to bite.

She bit you?

She took an inch off my finger.

Swallowed it.

Jesus!

What are we gonna do with her?

We're gonna train her, Brian.

Civilize her.

Free her from herself,

from her baser instincts.

This woman thinks

that she is an animal.

And God only knows

how she got that way,

but we cannot have people

running around the woods

thinking they're animals.

It isn't right.

It's not safe.

Belle?

Yes?

Could you run up and

put together a bowl of cereal

or oatmeal or something simple?

She's gotta be hungry.

The only thing she's had to eat

since I captured her is...

Your finger.

And Peg? Go up

and get the first-aid kit.

I wanna see to her wounds.

Okay?

Okay, let's go, girls. Come on.

Better than a mountain lion, son?

Do we really get to keep her?

- We do.

Now, I cannot stress this enough.

For the moment,

everyone keep your distance.

What is that, Belle?

Is that oatmeal?

Yes.

- Good.

Good. It's nice and nutritious.

just go ahead

and set it down. Okay?

So, Belle,

you're gonna set it down.

But not too close. Good.

And now, Brian,

I want you to bring the rake.

Okay. Now push it toward her.

Be careful not to spill it.

Come on.

There you go.

Great. Great.

Everybody, that's teamwork.

Okay? Everybody did their part.

See what I mean about

keeping your distance?

I guess next time

we need to use Rubbermaid.

I'll clean it up. Alright.

If she gets hungry enough, she'll eat.

Okay, look, here,

huddle up. Here.

This is our project

and it's a secret one.

Now, I shouldn't

have to remind you

to keep your mouths zipped,

but I'm doing it anyway.

We're all gonna have to share

in chores with this one.

It's the same as

taking care of the dogs.

Someone's gonna have to

clean up after her and so on.

Your mother and I

will take care of anything...

overly complicated. Right, hon?

Yes.

Okay, then. Well, dinner time.

She may not be hungry,

but I am.

Okay. We'll work out

the details later, okay?

Let's go eat.

Is everybody okay with that?

Everybody okay? Yeah?

Okay. Let's go.

Some salt?

Are you in there?

Well, when I'm sad

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