Not Another Not Another Movie Page #3

So i don't know.

If you feel like

That you need to let go,

I forgive you.

Okay?

You do?

Okay.

So i forgive you.

You need to let go.

What are you doing?

Man:
is there anybody

Out there?

Who is that?

Anyone?

Who is that?

Is that a lifeboat?

No. It's okay,

Don't worry.

I'll be fine, okay?

Just let go.

I'm so cold and...

Man:
i'm all alone.

I need some company.

I've got, like,

12 seats in here.

Are you sure there's

Not enough room on

That driftwood for me?

Hm-mm. No. I wish there was,

But i'm a little cramped.

You could save

Both of us.

I'm starting to lose

My power of sight.

I can't... Is he

Still out there?

Hey, you.

Jump in my boat.

I've got plenty of room.

Hm-mm. Nope.

Oh, he's gone.

I got hot cocoa.

(crying)

Lose the stiff.

I'm back in five.

I'm so cold, rose.

I know. I'm

A little chilly, too.

I wish there

Was room.

Hey, you know what?

Let me get you

A sweater.

I got a sweater, okay?

Ooh.

Got my sweater all...

It's so nice.

I am so hot.

Actually, this is

Really hot.

(snorts)

That beautiful night,

And the moon and everything.

But you can't swim,

And there wasn't

Room for you on the boat.

That's what i have to do.

I mean, it's getting...

Come on, jack,

Where are you?

I'm gonna

Get you, jack.

Oh, this thing

Won't work.

Cut. Cut. Cut!

What? What?

What do you want?

Hi.

Hi.

How you doin'

Over there?

I'm not doing

Well at all.

I can tell that.

Listen, do you need

A nap or something?

No, i don't need

Any nap!

I'm just not strong

Enough to cock it.

Did you just decide

To waste everyone's

Time today?

Was it

A conscious decision?

How dare you

Talk to me like that?

Because this is how

You cock a gun.

You see that? Just like that.

Is that close enough for you?

I can't do it

When it's not my size.

You have to get me a gun

That's right for me.

Not your size?

You're the size

Of a peanut.

This is the size

Of a shotgun.

That's how you cock a gun.

I've told you ten times.

you know what?

Titanic has one anchor.

We don't need two.

Oh, really?

Yes.

You like that?

Let's give you

A little bit more.

I'm sorry you can't

C-c-cock the gun,

But you're f-f-fired!

Thank you. It'll be

A good thing to get

Rid of you anyway.

I'm glad. Bye, bye, bye.

Guys, we gotta talk.

Oh. Oh, boy.

I, uh...

I'm afraid i, uh...

I have horrible news

For all of you.

You're all gonna be

Looking for another job.

In a nutshell,

The movie that we made

That we hoped

Would make money,

Came out and...

We didn't make zero.

I know that sounds

Pretty good,

But it's actually

Bad news,

Because we ended up

Owing money.

You see, shipping costs,

And the print costs,

Put us in a position

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