Not a Love Story: Making (500) Days of Summer Page #5

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There is a wait so long

[ Woman ]

So long, so long

There is a wait so long

Here comes your man

whoo! You're good!

Here comes your man

Here comes your man

[ Summer ] ls it-

[ Vocalizes ]

It's not?

No, that's not it.

[ Chuckles ]

what is that then?

I don't know. That

That That's something,

but that's not it.

I know.

Ah, I used to

watch it every week.

Oh. Yeah!

It was the best show on TV.

I know.

Knight Rider? Come on.

And the theme song is really good.

So good.

This is gonna

bother me for a week.

Me too.

And I'm proud to be an American

Where at least I know I'm free

And I'd like to entertain

[ Slurring ]

[ Microphone Feedback ]

- You were amazing.

- [ Tom ]

I know, buddy.

You're amazing.

[ Chuckles ]

This was so much fun.

Yeah.

You guys are so much

Wait! wait! Hey.

What's up?

Not you.

You.

[ Chuckles ]

He likes you.

Okay.

He likes likes you!

Good night, McKenzie.

why don't you just

tell her, Tom?

Yeah.

You guys are the best!

Sorryyou had to see that. He's

Happens every time we come here.

He, uh I don't know.

Something about

that guy and singing.

[ Chuckles ]

Is that true?

Yeah, yeah.

He drinks, and he sings

and just loses his sh*t.

No, uh, not McKenzie.

Um, the other thing.

What thing?

Do you... like me?

[ Laughs ]

Yeah.

Yeah, ofcourse I like you.

As friends?

Right. As friends.

Just as friends?

Yeah. I mean, I I don't know.

I hadn't really thought about, um

Yes. why?

No reason. I just

I thinkyou're interesting,

and I'd like for us to be friends.

Is that all right?

Yeah. It's, um

Yeah. You and me.

We should be friends.

Mmm.

Okay. Good.

Well, I'm that way, so

Okay. Well, good night.

Good night.

- Hey.

- Hi.

[ Machines Beeping ]

[ Whirring ]

So, that was fun

the other night.

[ Copier whirs, Stops ]

[ Knocking ]

[ Knocking Continues ]

You son ofa b*tch.

Shh!

The same girl you've been

obsessing over for weeks now?

I've not been obsessing.

The girl you said was out

ofyour league, that you'd

never have a chance with.

That girl.

Paul, seriously.

Did you bang her?

No.

what, hum job?

Hand job?

Man, no.

Nojobs. I'm still unemployed.

We- We kissed.

Level with me, man. Come on.

This is your best friend, huh?

Your best friend who tolerated

you whining about this girl

for weeks on end.

Paul

You were essentially

stalking her!

- Paul! Shh!

- [ Door opening ]

[ Stereo:
Man Singing Pop ]

- Hi.

- Hey.

I'm Summer.

Summer.

I'm Paul.

Hi, Paul. Nice to meet you.

Well, I gotta go.

I gotta do some, you know.

Yeah, man.

Um, pretend

I was never here.

Oh, wait! Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.

Um, ifanyjobs come up

Thanks, Paul! See ya!

[ Door opens, Closes ]

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