Not a Love Story: Making (500) Days of Summer Page #3

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She's amazing.

[ Rachel ]

Oh, boy.

What?

Just 'cause some

cute girl likes the same

bizarro crap you do,

that doesn't make her

your soul mate, Tom.

- [ Male Voice ]

Red team wins!

- What do you mean?

- It's off.

- what?

- Me and Summer.

- Was it ever on?

No, but it could have been,

in a world where

good things happen to me.

- Yeah, well, that's not

really where we live.

- No.

[ Video Game Sounds ]

Lucky.

[ Sighs ]

So, what happened?

All right. You ready?

Yeah.

So there we are.

Nine more floors to ride,

just me and her.

Hey, Summer.

Hi.

How was your weekend?

It was good.

Can you believe that sh*t?

I'm sorry. what sh*t?

- I think I missed something.

- She said, ''It was good.''

Emphasis on the ''good.''

She basically said she spent

the weekend having sex with

some guy she met at the gym.

Skank. Whatever.

I'm over it.

What the hell

is wrong with you?

She's not interested in me.

There's really nothing

I can do about that.

Just because

she said it was good?

And some other things.

Like, did she say, uh,

''hey'' instead of''hi''?

I mean, 'cause you know

that that that means

that she's a lesbian, right?

I gave her plenty ofchances.

I'm going to the supply room.

Do you guys need anything?

I thinkyou know what I need.

Uh, toner.

Okay. Sure. No problem.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Clicks ]

[ Rock ]

Good times for a change

See, the luck I've had

[ Volume Increases ]

Can make a good man turn bad

So, please, please, please

Let me, let me, let me

Let me get what I want

[ Clicks off]

Whatever, man. It's fine.

I don't need this crap really.

I just, you know

I'm comfortable.

I'm unhassled.

People don't realize this,

but loneliness-

- It's underrated.

- You could just ask her out.

Don't be stupid.

Hey.

[ Mouthing Words ]

This Friday, all you can

karaoke at the Mill.

No.

Come on.

They're not gonna let you

back in there after last time.

Ah, I wasn't that bad.

Dude, you threw up

on the stage, you tried to

fight the bartender...

and you threatened to

burn the place down.

But I didn't

burn the place down.

We're not going back there, man.

Look. It's not like that, okay?

It's a work thing.

The whole office is going.

I can't go, even if I wanted

You're not listening to me.

What?

The whole office is going.

[ Chattering ]

[ Man ]

Just like every cowboy

Sings a sad, sad song

Every rose has its thorn

Hi.

Hi.

They said you weren't coming.

You asked if I was

Goddamn. That song is brilliant!

what's up, Hansen?

[ Man ]

Summer. Summer

That's me.

Come on up.

You

[ Applause ]

Okay. I'm new,

so no making fun of me.

[ Man ] Whoo!

Thanks, chief.

[ Pop ]

Ah, thanks.

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