No Clue Page #2

James Bond, the private eye.

Whoever.

In your world, James Bond is a guy

you can just hire.

to hide in the bush

and photograph your wife

greasing the pool boy.

Whoever! I don't keep a list

of detectives in my head

in case I'm in a stupid conversation.

Well, it doesn't matter anyway

because I'm going to tell her tonight.

No, you won't.

You're going to start to tell her

and then she's gonna flap her eyelashes at you

and you're gonna go,

"amashawhahashe's a pretty girl"

And then you're gonna wet yourself.

Give me some credit.

I am giving you credit,

because you're probably gonna crap yourself.

Look, I don't care if she is pretty.

And she's not pretty,

she's a smoldering tower of nuclear hottitude.

I got that...

She looks like that famous...eh, supermodel

What's her name?

James Bond.

Okay, very funny.

Uh, did you tell her about me?

Oh.

Ah, Gator/Hippo, same thing.

Hey.

How are you doin'?

I'm fine.

You look lonely.

I'm not.

Maybe you're lonely,

and you just don't know it yet.

I'm meeting someone.

And you two have each other,

so we're covered.

Oh, she thinks she's

too good for us.

I couldn't imagine someone who isn't.

Oh, I'm very curious to see

your boyfriend now.

To see how pretty he is.

To see how un-pretty we can make him.

heh-heh-heh

Hidey-ho,

Sorry I'm late.

Wanted to get a load of whites

in the wash before I left.

I tried to get Mrs Beelman to

switch nights with me, but

she just kept yellin',

"No swapsies!"

Which...it is the rule, but still

lighten up, Eunis!

Oh, sorry.

...uh, I'll have

a scotch

and grapefruit juice.

Oh, what the hell?

Stop it!

Might just bump into you

another time

Yeah, you ain't even all that pretty.

I, I never said that I was...

Did you tell them I was pretty?

Can we just get down to business? Yeah,

um, but I have to be upfront about something.

Right, the money.

No, it's no the...

I can pay you 500 dollars a day.

A-a day? 500 per day?

I don't know what you're accustomed to.

It's not important.

Let's get down to business.

What can you tell me about your brother?

His name is Miles.

Miles Severeign.

He's a computer game developer.

He designs video games for a company

called Glasskey.

Okay. Um...alright

Glass...

Glasskey?

Are you alright?

Yeah, I guess I shoulda brought a notebook.

Like one of those little flip-up ones

they always...like I always use on my cases.

Oh, I'll just - I'll use your napkin.

You ready?

Yeah.

You sure?

Shoot.

Miles designs video games for

a company called Glasskey.

He's a pretty big deal, too.

He designed a video game last year

called Curse World.

It was the largest selling game.

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