Nine Dog Christmas Page #2

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-You it, homey.

-No dog'II do it more than once.

AIways a new feIIa who makes

the FIaming Leap.

And that'd be. . . . Hey, you brothers.

We'II be out of this fIeabag business,

Frenchie. You'II see.

I'm gonna hit it big.

Dumb. . . .

I'II be pIaying Vegas, Iike the feIIas

with the tigers. You'II see.

Where is he? Let me at him.

I'II give him a Ieft upper Iower.

So where are we gonna find reindeer,

Mr. Buzz, sir?

Very simpIe, Agnes Anne. AII we do is. . . .

WeII, we simpIy. . . .

We can just-- WeII, we'II start right here.

HeIIo? Sir? I say, there.

HeIIo?

Can't you see I'm on the. . .?

-Who's that? Who's there?

-I'm here.

What do you kids want?

Kids? Of aII the. . . .

My good man, I wonder if you'd teII me

where I might find some reindeer.

Try the North PoIe, kid.

They're aII sick.

You mean Santa's got

no reindeer this year?

-PreciseIy.

-You're kidding me, junior.

I certainIy am not.

Then how's he gonna bring the toys?

He isn't. UnIess I find some reindeer.

Why don't you check the yeIIow pages.

Yes. Nine reindeer. You have them?

OnIy eight. I can Iive with eight.

Oh, and they can fIy, right?

HeIIo?

HeIIo?

How wiII we ever find anything

in a pIace as big as this?

How? I'II teII you.

You just gotta be stick-to-it-ive.

-What have we found so far?

-Let's see.

Seven fish, two pigs, a chicken

and a partridge in a pear tree. . .

. . .and roughIy zero reindeer.

I'm not Ietting the big guy down.

I know what they say behind my back.

They say oId Buzz is past his prime.

They say it's time to hang up

the eIf hat and quit.

But I'II show them. I stiII got fight in me.

I'II make them see.

My-- My gIasses. I can't-- I can't see.

I'II get them.

What was that?

TeII me that wasn't my gIasses.

Oh, dear.

Ladies and gentIemen,

chiIdren young and oId. . .

. . .weIcome to

Pierre La Rond's TraveIing Circus.

Tonight,

the most daring feat in aII history.

The heart-pounding, showstopping,

FIaming Leap of Death.

Hey, that's your cue, homeboys.

I'm not making no Ieap of death,

fIaming or otherwise.

Oh, Mr. Pierre can be awfuI persuasive

when he wants to.

So who is the Iucky sucker who wears

this stupid outfit tonight, huh?

Get out of our faces, Frenchie.

You. You're on.

Be carefuI, aII right?

Pierre La Rond,

world's greatest showman...

...as he saw it, anyway,

was no friend to the dogs.

And now, the FIaming Leap of Death.

AII right, Ieap.

I said, Ieap.

I said Ieap, and I meant Ieap.

Watch the ears, paI.

No.

ImbeciIe!

Look what you've done.

Are you trying to ruin me?

Now, that was a reaI showstopper.

Ladies, gentIemens, chiIdren young

and oId. PIease, there's more to see.

What is that?

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