Night Pulse Page #2

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(crinkling) (stretching)

I hate him so much, I need him

dead now, now, make it stop!

(crinkling) (dramatic music)

- What turns women on?

It's the most incredible feeling.

What turns women on?

For men only.

What turns women on will turn you on.

Call 1-900-660-6666,

one dollar per minute,

five dollars for the first minute.

What turns women on?

- [TV] Here it is, the UFO hot line,

your phone number to the

biggest cover up ever.

Call 1-900.

- Mr. DuPont, I put the baby to bed.

Will there be anything else?

- No thank you Tempest.

That will be all.

- Good night.

(dramatic chord)

It's our reality now Mr. DuPont, isn't it?

(dramatic chord)

Half past six babe

Time to head for

Golden lights

It's a good time

- How much longer is your no good brother

in law going to be staying with us?

It's been over four years now

and he's still sitting on my couch.

- [TV] Call survival

for any car, any driver.

Survival offers the

lowest rates guaranteed,

call survival now.

- [Woman] He thinks he can do

that to me and I won't tell anyone?

Well I'm telling.

(meowing)

- [TV] Something fishy is

going on with Meow Mix.

- Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

When the clock strikes half past midnight.

(dramatic chord)

- I can't believe your telling me this.

- [TV] Secret confessions

call 1-900-370-9200.

- [Wife] Is he still out there?

- What do you think?

He's been out there for four years,

why would tonight be any different?

God I can't sleep I need another drink.

- [TV] There's a new pet.

- [Tobo] Chia.

- [TV] Chia pet the pottery that grows.

Soak your Chia, plant the seeds,

keep it watered and watch it grow.

- Ch, ch, chia.

(dramatic chord)

- This is insane, I can run

the entire government

but I can't go to my own

kitchen and get myself a drink.

- He thinks he can to that to

me and I won't tell anyone?

Well I'm telling.

- [TV] Hear startling secret

confessions, call 1-900.

- People need to realize

that the party is over.

No ones gonna have any fun on my watch.

80 percent of the population

of this country is behind bars

because of laws that I wrote.

We need to get that idiot

brother of your off the couch.

- [TV] Creep phone the phone

number nightmares are made of.

Call 1-900.

- I'm gonna go get a drink.

- Well don't forget to

invite Mitt Romney over.

- [TV] Chia pet the pottery that grows.

- Is the Chia a real animal?

(eerie music)

- Is he still out there.

- No he's entered the Bermuda triangle.

Course he's still here,

he's in the living room.

(yells)

- Do you think Vanilla

Ice is the guys real name?

When the clock strikes

half past six babe

Time to head for the golden lights

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