Night of the Living Deb Page #2

What? I'm glad you said

it before I said it.

Cos I was gonna say it.

There's a load off!

Great! Okay. So we can leave. Now.

Now?

Yes, now is... now is...

is even, er, too late for me.

Like I wish we could go in a time machine and

go back five minutes, and then leave then.

But we don't, we don't have that,

so we just have to Walk. So here we go.

Where's the DeLorean

when you need one, right'?

- Okay.

- Yeah! Hello!

McFly? Anybody home?

- Okay, there you go.

- Much obliged.

So, you know, if we run into

each other around town,

it doesn't need to be weird.

We can just say hello or wave...

What a nice morning. It's...

Holidays are so peaceful, don't you think?

- I guess I never really...

- Listen, my children.

And you will hear

of the midnight ride of Paul Revere.

A voice in the darkness,

a knock at the door.

And a word that will echo forever more.

Wow, that was actually nice.

- Erm...

- Thank you.

- Have a good one.

- Oh...

It's Longfellow.

He's from here. Portland, Maine.

- Yeah, I know where we live.

- I used to recite it for my mom every Fourth.

She's in a better place now.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Virginia Beach. They have

a lot of activities for seniors there.

I try to go, but I'm so busy

with work at the TV station.

Hence, alone for the holiday!

Okay, well, er...

God bless... America!

Hey, God mess you!

Whoever you are.

Deb, it's Rubes.

Call me as soon as you drag yourself out

of that fine man's bed, you complete whore.

Did you ever know that you're my hero...?

Great! Somebody's coming in the store and

they look drunk and I feel like ass today.

Hey! You break it, you buy it, bucks!

Sh*t! Aaah!

Happy holidays.

You've reached Yule Mart.

We'll be open July 4th until noon

and all day on the 5th.

You'll love our frankincense

and myrrh-chandise! Get it?

Hi, I don't know if I should be your hero.

Homeboy didn't want to

see me again after last night.

I guess, in the light of day,

I seemed like some sort of monster.

Rubes, you gotta tell me

What happened last night,

cos I don't remember bupkis.

- Was I some sort of jackhole or something?

- Why Won't she leave?

Hello'?

Piece of kaka phone!

Really?!

Uh!

Hello'?

Joe?

Anybody?

Don't!

Don't make me!

The parade's really gone

downhill this year.

Come on! Get off!

All right, Joe...

I got a large Casco Bay blend here.

Joe?

All right.

Oh, hey, man.

There you are. What's going on'?

Dude, Why are you eating afoot?

Joe!

Joe!

Help! God!

Aagh! Aagh!

Oh, my God!

What is that?! This is horrible!

Joe!

Sorry, Joe.

Uh!

Come on, come on, come on!

- No, wait, wait! My place, my place!

- Okay.

What is this...?

Well, I've never seen one before, but it

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