Night of the Living Dead 3D: Re-Animation Page #3

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Nice to see you again, Aunt Louise.

So ...

You kept locking the crematorium now?

We got some issues in there.

Guess we need to talk.

Can I just add that, Gerta, it seems God

poured his bucket of rich natural resources

down here on the heartland so that ....

and in the hands of the great down to

earth patriots who value hard work

- What's on the tube, Lou?

- Oh, about Sister Sara.

Sister Sara? Really?

that has been forgotten on our own

doorstep here. As we all know on ...

- Did you talk to DyeAnne yet?

- Not yet, Junior. You know I will.

Can you turn that up?

She is tremendous.

...patriotic Americans. Well Gerta, I of

course, infuriate those who would say

that because the former

Vice President lacks a pulse in there

that makes him as the main stream

media is so very fond of saying

one of the walking dead

or a zombie, also.

Do you smell it?

- Smell what?

- The whiff of cook.

Just got a little stronger in here.

- Aunt Lou, do you understand that woman?

- T bonics.

Okay, fine. You can laugh all you want.

Mark my words, that woman

is the face of the new movement.

Become a teabagger, have you?

You do know what

"teabagging" is, don't you?

That is an inappropriate term.

Now Gerald ...

Well, guess everyone loves

their own kind of misery.

America!

... here to tell 'em

we're no longer listening.

This is what happens when the

Constitution starts shaking her fist.

No one comes around here.

It's off limits.

He never touched this one!

What?

He ain't touched this sh*t.

He hasn't touched this since he died.

No. I come in here every now

and then just to be by myself.

Is it still in there?

Daddy's broom handle?

- That brings back some memories.

- Daddy let you play with it, biddy?

- Yeah.

- Now, now Harold.

This is not a toy.

This is worse than money.

I remember this too.

Dad's old mini-fridge.

Well, I don't think there's

anything in there you want.

Huh. You want to wet

my whistle. I'm not picky.

I'm just not buying.

- What have we found?

- Go ahead and take it.

It's not diet.

You're right. It's not.

It's kind of ... but it's still good.

You got that dull useless

look about you, Harold.

Look, it's nice to see

you again too, Gerald.

What brings you back? You're tired of

treating the doggies and the kitty cats?

No.

No, I ...

I closed the veterinary clinic.

Oh?

I had to.

I need money, Gerald.

Okay, Harold.

No. No, no ...

Real money.

Well, little brother.

You got all your money in tin foil

if you think I got any money.

No look, Gerald.

You inherited the mortuary, the house,

the real estate that it's sitting on

not to mention the farmhouse.

I need money.

And I will challenge

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