Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb Page #2

Thank you for your patronage...

and for your unwavering support

of this fine institution.

This newly renovated planetarium

will serve as a lens...

"Once more unto the breach,

dear friends!"

What?

Charge!

Rough Riders!

- It's okay! Just hang on!

- Is this part of it?

Sorry folks, a little technical issue.

What are you doing?

Stick to the script. Stick to the script!

- It's me!

- I don't know you.

Pull!

I don't know what's come

over me, but I like it!

Drop 'em!

Yeah! Yeah!

What's going on?

Do something!

What are you doing?

Orion, don't!

Rexy!

Guys, what was going on out there?

Seriously, what were you thinking?

Laaa, I got this, all right?

Just... Go over there.

No, go over there.

Go.

Attila...

what were you doing

to that dolphin, man?

It's a dolphin!

It's one of the most

peaceful creatures on earth...

and you're hacking into it like

it was The Cove or something.

Did you see the look

on Regis Philbin's face?

Reeju?

Yeah, Reeju.

Teddy, what were you doing

pointing a gun at me?

Forgive me, Lawrence.

I don't know what came over me.

Do you even remember that?

Not at all.

Laaa, shut that down!

It's a defibrillator.

Put it down. It's dangerous!

Laaa, that's electricity.

Those aren't headphones.

Stop it!

Oh! Hey! Whoa! Dexter!

What are you doing?

Honestly, if you're gonna

act like a baby,

then I'll get you some diapers.

You want diapers again?

Ease up on the reins there, hoss.

Can't you see? He feels terrible!

Hell, we all do!

I don't know what's going on

with everybody here...

but tonight was really weird.

Really weird.

We feel awful.

Something took hold of us

like an evil spell!

Yeah, like we just weren't ourselves.

- Hello?

- Larry.

Hey, Dr. McPhee.

Yeah, hi. How's it going?

Okay.

Good, good, good, good, good, good.

You know that sound of when

you're hiding in a trash bin...

fearing for your life because a T-Rex

is using it as a Hacky Sack?

No. I don't know that sound.

You don't know that sound?

Oh, hold on one second.

That's the sound! That's the sound!

It will haunt my dreams!

I'm sorry. Look, really, I'm sorry.

I swear to you, I had no idea

this was going to happen.

"I had no idea it was gonna happen.

"I'm only in charge of

all the special effects. "

It was your fault!

They were your special effects!

- No, I know.

- That's a joke.

"Special effects"?

More like "special...

"defects!"

Look, I promise you,

I'm gonna find out what happened.

- Or they were "special rejects!"

- I'm sorry, Dr. McPhee. I gotta go.

Hey! Nicky! Nicky! Stop hopping!

- Dad, what are you doing?

- What are you doing?

It's 3:
00 AM.

All right, party's over!

- Hey.

- Hey.

Who are you?

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