Mystery Woman: Game Time Page #3

I'LL, UH-- I'LL DO YOUR

BOOK SIGNING FOR YOU, YES?

REALLY?

- WELL, IN THAT CASE,

- GET TO WORK.

HMM.

THANK YOU.

OH, THIS IS THE PART.

AH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WHAT AM I WAITING FOR?

FOR THE PICTURE:

TO COME BACK.

HOW 'BOUT WE TRY VOODOO AND

STICK HOT SKEWERS IN THE SET?

NO, IT'S NOT THE TV. IT'S THE DVD

PLAYER. I SPILLED COFFEE ON IT.

SO MUCH:

FOR OLD MOVIE NIGHT.

WELL, WE STILL HAVE

LOTS OF POPCORN.

I KNOW I'M GOING

TO REGRET THIS.

LET'S PLAYWHODUNNIT.

THE DORKY GAME:

FOR COMPUTER GEEKS EVERYWHERE.

WE WILL PLAY:

FOR 5 MINUTES,

MAKE FUN OF HOW LAME IT IS

UNTIL THE POPCORN IS GONE,

- OR DIE OF BOREDOM.

- I'M IN.

LET'S GIVE IT A TRY.

[GUNSHOTS]

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

LAME.

SO LAME.

Samantha:

THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.

NO, NO, NO.

DON'T GO IN THERE.

DON'T LET HER GO

IN THERE.

[DOOR CREAKS]

Cassie:

HEY, TRY THE BRIDGE.

Cassie:

SEE, THERE'S THE GUY.

[CAT MEOWS]

LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A GUN!

I SEE IT! I SEE IT.

THROW THE CAT AT HIM.

THROW THE CAT?

OH, YOU GO A BETTER IDEA?

[CAT MEOWS]

THROW IT!

Man:
AAH!

YEAH.

NICE.

Samantha:

I'M OPENING THE DOORS.

LOOK! THERE HE IS.

THERE HE IS.

DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!

I'M GETTING HIM.

Man:
AAH!

Both:
OOH.

RIGHT IN THE EYE.

OH, THE GIRL'S GETTING AWAY!

OK, I GOT HER.

I GOT HER. I GOT HER.

OH, OH. HERE.

YOU DO IT.

YOU DO IT.

THERE, THERE, THERE.

OOH!

Cassie:
WOW.

NO, NO. NO WAY!

NO WAY THE MAYOR'S DAUGHTER

DID IT!

THE SLINGSHOT. IT WAS IN HER CABANA.

SHE MUST HAVE DONE IT.

OR-- OR UNLESS, THE METER MAID'S

TRAINED SQUIRREL PLANTED IT THERE.

I LOVE THIS GAME.

AND WE'RE ONLY ON LEVEL 3.

THERE ARE 31 MORE TO GO.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO LEVEL 4.

OH, IT'S 1:
00

IN THE MORNING.

- MM-HMM. I GOTTA GO.

- BUT WE JUST STARTED.

I AM HOSTING DONALD FISKE'S BOOK

SIGNING IN 17 HOURS, GIVE OR TAKE.

YEAH, YEAH, I'LL BE THERE.

OK, HOW DO I GET FINGERPRINTS

OFF A SQUIRREL?

HEY, SAMMY!

TRY MY GAME YET?

- HI, RANDY.

- HI. YOU TRY THE GAME?

UH, YEAH, BUT I REALLY

CAN'T TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW.

BUT YOU LIKED IT, RIGHT?

AND DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN' LIKE IT. EVERYBODY LIKES IT.

- JUST TELL ME YOU LIKED IT.

- IT'S GOOD.

IT'S REALLY GOOD.

SEE? TOLD YA. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

YOU'RE GONNA SELL IT?

YOU GOTTA SELL IT.

IT SELLS ITSELF.

LOOK, I PRINTED UP POSTCARDS

FOR THE, UH, MAILING.

DON'T WORRY. I'LL PAY

FOR THE POSTAGE, OF COURSE.

IS YOUR CUSTOMER

MAILING LIST COMPUTERIZED?

RANDY, RANDY.

I AM HAPPY TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS,

BUT I HAVE DONALD FISKE'S

BOOK SIGNING IN 30 MINUTES.

WHAT?

NOTHING.

HE'S-- HE'S COMING HERE?

YOU OUGHTA STAY. I'M SURE

OLE FISKEY WILL BE HAPPY

TO SEE A FAMILIAR FACE.

I GOTTA GO.

I, UH-- I GOTTA PRINT UP

THE POSTERS.

I'M GOING TO PAPER

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