My Lucky Stars 2: Twinkle Twinkle Lucky Stars Page #2

it must be short and funny.

This dumb guy goes on his first date

and forgets his pants.

l knew you were going to do that.

- Right, pay up, we're going.

- Let's go to the disco.

No way! We know your game,

you've been groping us all night.

Dancing with you? Forget it.

She's right. Thanks

for the lobster, and the jokes.

- We better go.

- Yeah, while we're still friends.

Don't leave just yet!

- Who's gonna pay the bill?

- lt's not my fault they left!

- lt is your fault! l'll beat you up.

- lt's your fault.

- Stop!

- Come back here! You little...

Sir!

- Did you find the soothsayer?

- Yes, sir. We'll meet you at 6am.

Good!

- Your bill, sir.

- He'll pay.

- That guy over there.

- Thank you.

This is it.

You'll have to go in yourself.

Who's gonna be my interpreter?

He speaks your language

better than you.

- So be careful with what you say.

- Rubbish!

- Good luck.

- You wait here for me!

- That depends.

- Depends on what?

lt'll depend on what happens.

lf he puts a curse on you,

you'll be bleeding non-stop.

And my boat will be gone.

Sir, your magic's great

and l wish to learn.

- l...

- Cut it out. Cash first.

lt's foreign currency,

but it's just as good.

All money is good, only men are bad.

But there is good or bad magic.

- Which one would you like to learn?

- What's the difference?

Good magic helps folks.

Bad magic's the opposite.

- l'll learn bad magic, then.

- Good. A wise choice.

l'm fresh out of good magic.

Tell me,

why do you wanna learn magic?

l'd say you would use it

to pick up women.

Right, and their money, too!

At least you're honest.

l can tell just by looking at you.

- But how do you know that?

- This is what they say -

he who is blind is cunning,

he who is deaf is evil.

l don't fit in either of them.

l haven't finished,

he who is skinny is pretentious,

he who has long chin is randy.

So l'd say you are

a two-timing lecher.

Since you're very keen,

l think you'll learn it very quickly.

OK.

Shirt off.

Compose your thoughts,

cover your waist,

keep your eyes to the front

and hold your breath.

What? Stop breathing?

Woman, get ready.

Get up, it's over.

- That was quick.

- lt's not like the old days now.

Now, think of any woman

that you desire,

then stick the pin in the doll,

say ''two hearts in one,''

and she'll give herself to you.

Are you sure? Will it work?

You can try it now. Woman!

Two hearts in one,

two hearts in one...

- Who were you thinking of?

- You, of course.

What? Are you gay?

No way - l wanna see if it works!

You mean you don't trust me?

Not at first, but l do now!

l did it!

- What are they talking about?

- Can you hear?

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