My Best Friend's Girl
- I gotta warn you, the stereo's busted.
- That's okay.
I've got a little bit
of a headache, so...
See?!
It's been like this for a month!
I got it.
These are for your ears!
Thanks.
You look offended by the song!
But if you really listen,
it's not really vulgar.
It's about a guy, he's in love. And
I know he's saying, "Pop the pussy."
But it's a metaphor for, like:
"I wanna hug you!"
Pop that pussy
Hug me, hug me, hug me, hug me
It's not about fucking.
It's about taking a relationship...
...to another level!
- What?
- Yeah. And now we see it.
So we should listen to the whole thing
so you know the story.
Listen, listen.
No, it's easy, all right? She's not
even gonna make it past dinner.
By the time I'm done, she'll know
the difference between...
...what's in the hand
and what's in the bush.
Hi.
- Yeah, we said 7:00.
- I know.
I tutor this high-school girl.
She's part of my Head Start program.
And she's slow, learning-disabled.
It's sad.
Every time I come,
I feel like I'm wasting my time.
- You know, not in her eyes.
- Actually...
No one is doubting your memory,
which is both vivid and damning.
But if I could, I'd like to briefly
challenge points four and seven.
Oh, really? Because, you know what?
I didn't even get to mention...
Oh, my God.
Please stop. Please stop.
Please stop.
So I'll call you later?
- And I'll call the cops, you asshole.
- I had a nice time tonight.
- Hello.
- Josh, I just went on...
...the worst date of my life.
- Rachel.
- Hey, look, I'm gl...
- I'm so, so sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Baby, I was the one who...
- Can we maybe, you know, grab a...?
- Yeah. Yeah, no, that sounds great.
- Yeah.
- I'd really like that.
Listen, I'm out with a friend right now.
But can I call you?
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