Mr. Peabody & Sherman 2 Page #2

All right, Sherman,

looks like it's time

for a little pop quiz

in the art of fencing.

Go!

Attack! Parry!

Thrust! Repeat!

No.

Remise!

Good boy!

Oh!

Huh?

Ha-ha! You missed!

I never miss.

Hop on!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Yeah! Whoa!

Yeah!

Do you smell that, Sherman?

It wasn't me, Mr. Peabody.

I know it wasn't you.

It's the methane gas

in the sewer system.

And given the fact that it ignites

at 306 degrees Fahrenheit...

we're about to use it...

to blast out of here!

Hang on!

Whoo!

Wow!

Nice landing, eh, Sherman?

Oof!

So, what did you

learn today, Sherman?

That French Revolution

was crazy.

How so?

All those guys getting

their heads chopped off...

and nobody standing up

and saying it wasn't right.

And think, Marie Antoinette could

have avoided the whole revolution...

if she'd simply issued an edict

to distribute

bread amongst the poor.

But then, she couldn't

have had her dessert.

Why not, Mr. Peabody?

Because, Sherman, you can't have

your cake and edict, too.

I don't get it.

Where are we gonna go tomorrow, Mr.

Peabody?

Ancient Rome?

The Wild West? 1492?

No, Sherman, tomorrow we won't

be going to any of those places.

Oh. Why not?

Because tomorrow's adventure...

is one that you're going to

be taking all on your own.

What do you mean,

Mr. Peabody?

Don't you remember?

It's your first day of school.

Oh. Can I drive?

Of course not.

Remember, Sherman,

"i" before "e", except after "c".

I know, Mr. Peabody!

And don't forget about

the commutative principle.

Two plus three

equals three plus two.

I know, Mr. Peabody!

And if you have to

go to the bathroom...

just raise your hand proudly

and say, "I have to go."

I will, Mr. Peabody.

And remember, the No.2 pencil

is standard for most uses...

but there are times

when a No. 1 comes in handy.

I left a little pencil chart

in your backpack...

which you can consult if it

ever becomes a judgment call.

I think I'll be okay!

Okay, bye, Mr. Peabody.

Wait.

See you after school.

Sherman!

I gotta go. I gotta

sign up for the clubs.

No one is more in

favor of participation

in fraternal

organizations than I.

But before you go,

I want you to have this.

Thanks. What is it?

A dog whistle.

It doesn't work,

Mr. Peabody.

It works fine, Sherman.

It's just a frequency

only dogs can hear.

Oh, cool.

Let that little keepsake

be a reminder to you...

that no matter what

challenges you face,

no matter how far

away I might seem...

Bye, Mr. Peabody!

...I'm with you.

George Washington.

Who can tell me who he is?

Oh, me! I can! I can't

Uh... Sherman.

The first president of the

United States of America.

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