Mosquita y Mari Page #2

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and me and Vera

can do the rest. Ok?

We're going to be doing

a random survey. Right, Cuata?

Yeah, random survey.

But what kinda survey?

Just press this button

to record, ok?

What's up with you

questioning your long-term

friends about sh*t?

So here we are

at my high school.

And we're gonna be

doing a random survey

where we're get

to ask guys

if they've ever

popped a boner in school.

Ay, Cuata.

What? It's just a question!

Anyways, we get to talk

to some cute-ass guys.

Or what? You don't

want to talk to them?

I never said that.

Well, then record me.

Hey! Have you guys ever

popped a boner in school?

No.

Whatever. Liars!

I don't know.

Maybe once or twice?

I don't know.

(whispering) No way.

And how did you hide it?

Come on. Can you stop

asking me that?

Hey, have you ever

popped a boner in school?

Yeah, when I saw your mom.

Your mom, b*tch.

I'll probably just block it

with these books. Like this.

Wouldn't it hurt?

Uh, I don't think so.

What about, like

if you need to stand up,

like, the teacher tells you to

write something on the board?

I'll carry my books like this.

Oh, my god, I know him!

Go ask him, Yoli!

- I'm not gonna ask him!

- Go ask him!

Dude, stop acting

like that again.

Hey, she has something

she wants to tell you.

Well...

What?

Have you ever

popped a boner at school?

Yeah.

How about right now?

You getting one

just talking to her?

Vicky, just turn it off already!

It's getting boring.

I was going to anyway. Damn!

I'm sorry. That was stupid.

When two angles

and a side of a triangle

are congruent to two angles

and a side of a second triangle,

what does that prove?

I didn't get that far

in the book.

Just remember "ass,"

like in culo,

but spelled A-A-S.

It stands for Angle-Angle-Side.

Easy, huh?

The culo theorem. Got it.

Look, stupid.

Those sissies

suppose to inspire us?

It's better than,

"Smurf is my man,

all b*tches stay away. "

I'll go with

the little blue man.

It's not that bad.

Yes!

There's a pot in here.

Know what they called her?

Guadalupe la frutera.

The grading scale

is on the board.

Mari...

Forget this sh*t.

It just means we have

to work a little harder.

I'll meet you at the shop

so don't even trip.

We can't meet up?

I have some stuff to take care

of for my mom, you know.

Maybe later.

Yeah, ok.

- Hey.

- Hey.

How long you going to be

doing that on Pacific?

As long as it takes.

Why you getting like

all gloomy and sh*t?

Not even.

We're gonna meet

at the shop tomorrow?

Yeah, don't worry.

I'll make it work.

I'm just saying...

I know, Yoli.

But it's not all I'm about.

(TV plays in the background)

Ok, stop.

Stop! Stop!

Stop.

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