Monster Family Page #4

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I've got like a ton of homework.

You think I'm disgusting,

don't you?

No. You're great.

You're the best looking decaying corpse

I've ever seen.

Yeah, well, you're not

so hot either.

Fay?

Max?!

Are you here?

Careful. Watch, watch your...

...head.

- Moobid ming.

You really don't wanna break that,

it was a present from your mother.

I always thought it was ugly anyway.

Mum? Dad? Is that you?

Mummy!

Oh, Max.

Okay, that's new.

Fay, are you okay...

...sweetie?

Don't you dare "sweetie" me.

This is all your fault!

- What?

If you hadn't made us wear these stupid

costumes, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Look, we're gonna find the witch...

...and I'll make her change us back.

I promise.

And how are you gonna do that?

Look her up online?

She said she was going to somewhere

called Oculus Londra.

Ocula whatnow?

- Yes, that's just what I said.

Oculus Londra means

London Eye.

That's a big Ferris Wheel in London.

So the witch wants to go

on a Ferris Wheel?

I've read at school that the London Eye is

built on an ancient magical site.

The witch must be going there to

recharge her powers.

So we're going to London?

Moliday.

Oh, this is no way Londra.

Disappear, pronto!

That is some serious

spiritual reshaping.

Tell me about it.

I just coughed up

a fur ball.

Thanks for taking us to the airport, Cheyenne.

- No problem.

Life is a journey and I like

to travel in style.

I'm really glad

dogs are colour blind.

Five, four, three...

This is not Londra.

Disappear, pronto!

Fay, we will find the witch,

I promise

It's not just that.

Finally a boy thought

I was pretty and now...

...he can't even look at me.

- Beauty doesn't last.

It doesn't matter what anyone

else thinks, Fay.

You have to know yourself

how special you are.

You don't need other people

to tell you.

I remember feeling like that.

Never mind.

I'm gonna get you there.

Here we go!

Mind out!

Off we go.

- No, stop.

What are you doing?

- You can't go out there.

It's daylight.

- So? - You're a vampire.

You'll burn up.

- But I've got to get on that plane.

Well, there are legends

that say vampires with souls...

...might be able to survive

contact with the sun.

Well, great. Let's go.

But they're only legends.

Who knows if they're true?

Well, I guess there's only

one way to find out.

No, Mum, don't!

Oh...

Well, I guess that answers

that question.

Thank you, magnificent sun, for not

burning my dear friend to a crisp.

Mum? What if I said I might

not want to be changed back?

I like people being scared of me.

- Oh, darling, I know what you mean.

Are you nuts? I look like a 3,000 year

old meatloaf and dad is a...

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