Moms' Night Out Page #3

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Thank you. You're a servant.

And fix the eye. It's

really weird, even for me.

Where is it?

Come on. Come on.

All right.

Well, okay.

Work. Work!

Why won't you work? Come on!

Psalm 127 says that children

are a blessing from the Lord.

Excuse me, can I get...

That's why the position of

mother is a high calling

and one that should be

honored and protected.

And let's be honest,

I know what you're thinking.

"Should I be happy when my child

"shoves a Fruit Roll-Up

in the DVD player?"

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Ooh, sorry. Can I have my shoe?

Thank you.

I know for some of you,

Mother's Day can be hard.

If you're like my wife,

Mother's Day is when you

examine all your efforts

and wonder whether it's worth it

when you have to sacrifice so much.

Okay.

Or whether you're having an impact

at all when that teen rebels,

or whether you're really a good

mother by some measure that

you've created in your own mind.

So as we get started today,

what I want to say to

every mother here...

Allyson.

Look, I know you didn't

want to be paged,

but Beck has an

especially large head

and those are

especially small potties.

But good news.

We found a screwdriver.

I mean, we got

the seat off the toilet,

but we don't know how to get

it off, um, Beck's head.

What?

In a moment, our music...

Our music minister's gonna

come and, uh, lead us in song.

And, uh, we're gonna

continue the worship.

- Okay.

- Uh, we're gonna continue.

Whoa.

Hey, hon?

Uh, Ally?

Hey.

- You're home. Hi.

- What happened?

Just taking a little break.

Mommy time.

- Okay.

- I ate the whole bag.

- Yeah? That's okay.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Okay.

Seriously, the whole bag?

Actually, I'm hiding.

From what?

The house.

- It's awful.

- It's not awful.

- It's awful.

- No, it's not.

- It's bad.

- So bad.

No, it's bad, but it's not awful.

I mean, some of it's awful.

Uh... What do you

got going over here?

Sondra posted this.

I can't stop watching.

And I don't know why.

Weird.

Happy Mother's Day.

It's really sweet.

What? Hon.

They're just flowers.

Okay, okay.

I'm gonna... I'm gonna

get up and clean.

I'm gonna get up and clean.

I'm gonna... I'm gonna

go right now.

'Kay, here we go.

Nothing's happening.

I'm stress-paralyzed.

I don't think that's a thing.

It might be a thing.

I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

I just... I need...

I just need a second.

I don't think you're fine.

I love these shoes!

I haven't worn these in,

like, two years.

Well, they're good shoes.

They make my legs look so good!

Honey. Come on.

I'm okay, I'm gonna be fine.

It's okay, we'll make it okay.

Okay.

I wanna go to sleep.

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