Mimino Page #3

- Yeah, I'm angry!

- I'm three times more angry at you!

- So what?

- So what yourself?

Here he is, that mug.

Dear friends! This song is dedicated to

our guest from the sunny town of Telavi.

And this song is dedicated to

our guest from sunny Dilizhan.

In the red shirt - this is

Professor Hachikian.

What do you mean, no?

Why did Uzbekistan get it yesterday?

My dear, you understand,

we've got mountains.

You been in the zoo?

You saw the camel there?

Got offended.

What do you think, if I paint it green,

would it stay on?

You see, Albertik asked for a green one,

but they only had orange in the shop.

Can you get a green one in Tbilisi?

Nor in Yerevan.

- Why aren't you drinking the kefir?

Don't like it? - I do.

You know what? I will tell you one

clever thing, just don't get offended.

I have a daughter, Alla.

If someone calls and says: Alla,

let's go to a restaurant and a dance,

I'll think very badly of him.

But if he says:
Uncle Ruben, may I take

Alla out for a cultural event,

I'll say:
Go on, dear friend.

It's that your Larisa Ivanovna didn't come,

it means she's from a moral family, I think.

Larisa Ivanovna, would you like to

go to a theatre with me?

Which one then?

How about the Bolshoi?

I'll be waiting near

the second column at 6:45.

She'll be there.

He's not in today, come back tomorrow.

Leave your forms here.

What do you think, will they take me?

All the papers are in order.

Givi, tell Vano there's

no horseshoes in Moscow.

Everything's fine.

I'm going to the Bolshoi

theatre tonight.

I handed in the forms,

I'll get an answer tomorrow.

Of course they'll take me.

You know what they said?

Pilots like you don't grow on trees.

Tell Andro to take the firewood vouchers

to my folks. Say hello to everyone for me.

- Where is comrade Hachikian?

- At the depot.

- Is he thinking about something or not?

- I don't know.

He needs to hand the papers

in for translation.

Here. His badge.

- Got it.

- Got what? - 26-B.

Such hydraulics, it's awesome.

That's what I think.

- Comrades, which of you is Hachikian?

- Him.

Come in.

People like you are a disgrace

to the republic. I'm Hachikian.

Here he is.

A good hunter has a lucky hit.

Listen, who are you

calling a hit? Me?

Comrade Hachikian,

where's your paper?

You're the only one

who hasn't submitted any.

Listen, Lady, have I ever said

I was an endocrinologist?

What's going on?

I don't understand.

What don't you understand?

He's Hachikian, and he's Hachikian,

and they call this one an impostor.

Shame on you, throwing a person

out into the street?

What's the difference, an endocrinologist

or not? I'm not one either.

- What's your name?

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