Men, Money & Gold Diggers Page #2

You can't trust her.

I knew you had something

to do with this.

Okay, all women want

a man with money, Damon.

And all men have the right

to protect themselves.

Exactly.

But they have a responsibility

to protect their woman first.

That's right.

Caleb, if you ain't no punk, you

better holler, "We want prenup."

- We want prenup!

- We want prenup!

Caleb, I am not

signing a prenup.

- Then we have a problem.

- Tell 'em, bro.'

Wow.

Okay, if you don't want to

pay the million-dollar price,

then why you looking for

a Halle Berry clone?

This been going on

since the beginning of time.

- All right, if Eve didn't trick Adam...

- Trick?

Yeah, that's right...

Trick, trick.

We wouldn't be

having this conversation.

- Did you just call me a trick?

- Yep.

If Adam had been more of a man,

he wouldn't have let

his woman out of his sight

when there was a damn snake

running around the Garden!

Hello.

Well, she obviously

wanted to be...

With her own kind!

And on that note, we'll

close this segment of the show.

Remember, ladies and gentlemen,

there is a thin line

between a gold mine

and a gold digger,

so ask yourself

which one are you?

I'm Sandra Winslow

and that's our show.

Whoo hoo!

I'mma be a star,

I'mma be a what.

I'mma be a star,

I'mma be a what.

I'mma be a star

and I don't give a...

'cause I'm gonna be a star.

Go Trina, go Trina.

Go Trina, go Trina.

Go Trina.

Yeah, you sure are a star.

Ooh, hey, hey, hey, sexy.

Yeah...

Trina, right?

Mm-hmm.

Trina, Bonita, Shaquita, I'll

be whoever you want as long

as you keep that shirt

unbuttoned just like that.

Really...

Well, I'm Lionel, Trina.

Okay, well, you

'bout to be dinner

if you don't cover

up this entre.

I'm sorry, my bad.

I thought I was working

here alone today.

Yeah, Okay.

- Well, you 're lucky I don't bite you.

- Really?

I don't have a

problem with that.

Long as you don't mind

if I bite you back.

Ooh, you better tame

yourself, Mr. Wild Kingdom,

before this turns

into an episode

of When Animals

Attack up in here.

Oh, really...

Really?

You mean something like this.

So what are you, Caleb's frat brother...

Business partner?

Oh, no... The plumber.

Ooh, you pushing a

Hummer, that's what up!

You got the H2, the H3?

What you pushing?

The H2O, as in water.

I'm his plumber, baby...

Plumber?

Ah, hell, you ain't

got no money.

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why do you say that?

I mean, I don't do too bad.

Yeah, you don't do too

good either, sweetie.

Mm-mm... No.

I can't believe you

brought me on national TV

to tell me you wanted me

to sign a prenup.

I was with you when

you had nothing, Caleb.

Yeah, but Baby,

when I had nothing,

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