McHale's Navy Page #2

You're a prince.

One more thing. You got a freezer?

Yeah. Why?

I need you to unload

some ice cream for me.

Anything for you, McHale. Good,

'cause I got some chili coming in.

Okay.

Oh! Hoo!

[ Beeping, Whirring ]

Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy!

Got those pictures

I need, buddy?

Got those pictures

I need, buddy?

Yes!

Thanks, buddy.

Oh, thank you, buddy.

Wow.

[ Boat's Horn Blows ]

Hola, McHale.

Hey, thanks, Miguel.

Meet me by the campsite

In the caravan

on the Riviera

[ Motorcycle Revving ]

But she don't care a bit

She say

I'm workin' on my tan

McHale, ole. How ya doin'? Hi.

oh, mon

[ Children Shouting ] McHale!

Hi, kids.

Hey, Doc. McHale.

Thanks. Oh!

We really needed this.

How can we ever

make it up to you?

Forget about it. I'm happy

to help out any way I can.

Well--

If you want another kidney,

the answer is no...

unless you got a new set of golf clubs.

[ Chuckles ]

All right, men, listen up.

Today's the big day.

The satellite photos are in,

and they're clear.

Now, as you can see right here their

cleanup hitter crowds the plate.

What's that mean, Juan? Hit him

in the head with a fastball.

No, unfortunately he's wearing a helmet.

Then we pitch him inside.

Right, and that means? He will pull

it, so I play closer to the line.

Plus you can trip him when

he's going around second base.

You guys got a great coach.

All right, Roberto's

the cutoff man.

And he's not here. Where is he?

Sorry, McHale. I tried to

keep an eye on him for you...

but he's always running off

[ Sighs ] Okay. All right.

This is their third base

coach giving the steal sign.

Picking his nose

is the steal sign?

I told you they were crafty.

Who's the best team

in the Caribbean?

San Moreno! And who's

gonna crush San Felipe?

- San Moreno!

- Who's gonna run 20 wind sprints to warm up for the game?

San Moreno!

[ All Groaning ] All

right, guys, come on.

Let's go! Come on, fellas.

Wait a minute, wait a

minute, wait a minute.

You guys look terrible.

Look at those jerseys.

You're never going to get on "This Week

in Caribbean Baseball" looking like that.

- I guess you better wear these.

- What is it?

Wow! Cool! New jerseys!

If you win today,

next week you get pants.

Wow, thanks! Yeah, thanks!

[ Chuckling ]

What are you laughing at?

You know my Harley's

runnin' a little rich.

That's because you fiddle

with it all the time.

I don't fiddle with it.

All right, I'll fix it. At

least I know what I'm doing.

If you knew what you were doing, I wouldn't

have to fiddle with it all the time.

You're late.

McHale, I gotta talk to you.

Hey, Roberto, where you been?

Last night by the pier

I saw the Governor...

meeting some strange-looking dudes

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