Man Up Page #3
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- 2015
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I would lend you my copy
but I need it for my date.
- Why do you need a book for a date?
- It's how we'll recognise each other.
Oh, it's a setup? They always work.
They often work if the matchmaker
has done their homework.
All successful relationships are based
on whether you're both outdoorsy...
- Read it.
- Don't need to.
- It was a best seller.
- So was The Da Vinci Code.
- Not an excellent book.
- I think it's what you need.
- Why does everyone tell me that?
If they're always telling you,
you should listen.
I think you need to shh.
You need to shh your mouth.
- You want me to shh?
- I do, yeah. It would be great.
- I'm only suggest...
- It's time.
I think... I think we're done.
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are now arriving at our final
destination, London Waterloo.
- Sorry. Excuse me.
- I say.
Ow. Sh*t.
What?
- Excuse me, please.
- What?!
- There you go.
- Cheers.
- Where the f*** are you?
- Blimey, I'm not that late, am I?
Somebody threw themselves
on the track again.
I don't blame them,
there's so many delays.
Hey, what a great way for us to
recognise each other. What a great idea.
Although I think it would have been hard
to miss you under that huge clock.
No, no, no...
What do we do in terms of saying hello?
I never know where to pitch it.
Is it a handshake? Is it a hug?
Is it formal?
You know what, we're adults.
Let's just go in... Too soon for that?
Hello, there.
Oh, my God, that's not your
emergency exit phone call already?
I haven't had a chance
to use any of my best lines yet.
That wasn't one of them,
if you were worried.
Listen, I'll handle this, madam.
Hello, caller. Yes, we have met.
I am not a complete psychopath
and we've really hit it off.
She will call you later
with all the gory details.
So thank you for calling and goodbye.
There, done.
Alright! So, book, check.
And clock, check.
And blind date. Check!
Usually in this situation I would say
something and you'd say something back.
And then we'd talk about what we're
gonna do and exchange ideas.
You know, sort of
"quid pro quo, Clarice".
In hindsight, that wasn't the best
impression to do on a first date
because it... it brings to mind...
Anyway, I'm talking a lot
and I know you can sense it.
So I'm gonna just keep going
and I'm gonna start the bidding
with a drink on London's
fashionable South Bank.
So, as the book says,
what are you waiting for?
I am waiting for you.
- Good. Good.
- Yeah.
OK. Shall we...? After you, my lady.
I'm not a knight.
Yeah, let's do it.
We'll go out this way...
What do you think?
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